No, no, you need the Coke before you take over the world -- the caffeine and sugar provide that extra bit of energy needed for achieving world domination.

After you've taken over the world and transformed everyone into groveling subjects (or possibly even drooling slaves) you have a beer.

Wait . . . hasn't RDA already established the "total domination of drooling slaves" business with his own fandom?
*listens for the sounds of squeeing on the breeze*