Dude. This is so not crack!fic. Well, it is, but look at the prompt, man. It's supposed to be! This is far more congruent than anything I had in my idea box. I didn't enter. I wanted to more than anything, but it just didn't happen. I didn't get bitten by a plot bunny right off, and every time I came back and thought about it (including yesterday, when I tried to bust something out real quick), nothing jumped out at me. And I mean nothing. I had one or two nebulous thoughts, but I can't even grab them enough now to put here.

So, alas, I cross my fingers and hope that my lolmac kicks ass here. I think this has a chance. We'll just have to see!