Are you familiar with the work of [Michael] Flanders & [Donald] Swann? If you aren't, then go here immediately to get some, because you will love it!
Anyway, when I saw this post, two things popped immediately into my fron:
1.
Michael Flanders in a gruff low voice saying with glee "Roast leg of insurance salesman!... A chorus of yums went 'round the table." followed by Donald Swann, in his plummy English accent as the son of the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the cannibal tribe in Flanders & Swann's The Reluctant Cannibal singing:
I won't eat people! I don't eat people! Eating people is wrong!
For Stargate: The Musical, Jack can take the Flanders role, and Daniel can be Swann.
2.
Uhhh.... Jaaaaack?!!! Ummmm... well, I've had mastage before, and you really don't want to do that! Remember what they smell like? Well the taste is... ummmm... remarkably similar. I know it isn't really a complete and balanced meal, but it is only an overnight mission, and Teal'c brought those giant marshmallows, and Sam has the graham crackers. You know I always bring chocolate. We can make S'mores of Unusual Size and each have a power bar, and you won't need to kill anything. Just put the gun down, Jack, and nobody gets disgusted!
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Edited because my fingers, conventional thinkers that they are, don't like to type fron when they could slip right into from and not have their cherished assumptions challenged!
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Anyway, when I saw this post, two things popped immediately into my fron:
1.
Michael Flanders in a gruff low voice saying with glee "Roast leg of insurance salesman!... A chorus of yums went 'round the table." followed by Donald Swann, in his plummy English accent as the son of the chief assistant to the assistant chief of the cannibal tribe in Flanders & Swann's The Reluctant Cannibal singing:
I won't eat people!
I don't eat people!
Eating people is wrong!
For Stargate: The Musical, Jack can take the Flanders role, and Daniel can be Swann.
2.
Uhhh.... Jaaaaack?!!! Ummmm... well, I've had mastage before, and you really don't want to do that! Remember what they smell like? Well the taste is... ummmm... remarkably similar. I know it isn't really a complete and balanced meal, but it is only an overnight mission, and Teal'c brought those giant marshmallows, and Sam has the graham crackers. You know I always bring chocolate. We can make S'mores of Unusual Size and each have a power bar, and you won't need to kill anything. Just put the gun down, Jack, and nobody gets disgusted!
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Edited because my fingers, conventional thinkers that they are, don't like to type fron when they could slip right into from and not have their cherished assumptions challenged!