And where is your "Talk to the hand" icon when you need it, hmmmmm?

I'm sure that after testing this technology a few times, Mac and Pete decided that it was far more suited to Maxwell Smart and his boss, and suggested that the Phoenix Foundation pass this off to them. It should interface stunningly well with their Cone of Silence.

p.s. Just noticed. I seem to have lost my Lovecraft-inspired mouth-tentacles and acquired sparkly bits. How very festive!