c.f. Icon for why I laughed so long and so hard about this one. I have another one [this time cropped to remove Hammond, but keep Sam] which I didn't mount labeled "Unfortunately Jack's new Ancient powers didn't work on Daniel"
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Daniel: Uhhh... Guys... He's doing it again!
Hammond and Sam: [*simultaneously* THWAP!!!]
Jack: Hey!!! What was that for?!!!
Sam: You were doing that thing [gestures, holding her hands out and wiggling them] again, sir.
Jack: [anger deflated] Oh.
Hammond: [gently] Son, I'm going to have to insist you see Dr. Fraiser about this when we finish here.
Jack: [rolls his eyes, but refrains from complaint]
One Hour Later In The Infirmary
Jack: What are you possibly going to find at the back of my eye that's going to explain that!!!
It's Not A Good Fit
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Daniel: Uhhh... Guys... He's doing it again!
Hammond and Sam: [*simultaneously* THWAP!!!]
Jack: Hey!!! What was that for?!!!
Sam: You were doing that thing [gestures, holding her hands out and wiggling them] again, sir.
Jack: [anger deflated] Oh.
Hammond: [gently] Son, I'm going to have to insist you see Dr. Fraiser about this when we finish here.
Jack: [rolls his eyes, but refrains from complaint]
One Hour Later In The Infirmary
Jack: What are you possibly going to find at the back of my eye that's going to explain that!!!