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thothmes ([identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lolmac 2013-05-15 08:07 pm (UTC)

Shoot First, Ask Questions Later

Carter: Daniel's right, sir. This will make it much more difficult for me to access the computer system.

Teal'c: Indeed.

O'Neill: It was blinking! I thought it might be a bomb!

Daniel: So you thought you'd shoot it?

O'Neill: [semi-abashed] Well... yeah.

Daniel: Well, it's too late now.

[O'Neill taps idly at the console with one finger, his face impassive to maintain his front of innocence. The console lights up.]

Daniel: Or not. Try asking it to replay what happened on this corridor.

[O'Neill complies, and a holographic recording pops up and plays.]

Carter: Sir? How did you do that?

O'Neill: Luck of the Irish?

Daniel: [addressing the universe in general, and no one in particular] Great! Now how are we supposed to teach him not to shoot first and ask questions later?

[O'Neill displays +10 expression of smugness. Pumps one fist.]

O'Neill: Yesss! Who's got that magic touch?

Carter: [dutifully] You, sir.

Teal'c: [darkly] For now.


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