LOLBleach

[lolmac]

It coulda bin wurse.
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Episode:   High Control, Season 6           Screen Capture from:  sj_everyday

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[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Eye candy ur doin it rite!

Guh!

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

And the theory is... the bleach gets into the brain via capillary action? Mac, you clearly paid attention in chem and physics, but maybe you shouldn't have used bio to catch up on your lost sleep!

[lolmac]

Maybe this sheds light on why he had so many ex-girlfriends.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Nah. More likely the other way around. Having so many ex-girlfriends indicates that he was up late doing the lab, and thus slept through the lecture! ;)

[lolmac]

Doing the . . . lab. Yeah. Right.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Just tryin' to keep it PG.

Besides, if you'd been listening, you'd know that innuendos pass through everything.

[lolmac]

No, no, innuendos only pass in and out of open uendos. Even an ordinary wire screen will stop them.

You're thinking of no-doz.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Sure you haven't mixed up no-doze and ex-lax?

[lolmac]

We can go PG-13 with the licentiousness, but let's leave out the potty humour . . .

Have you noticed that innuendos are more likely to go over people's heads, rather than pass though them?

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It was the "right through". I live with an 8 year old and a 15 year old, and apparently some aspects are contageous.

[hangs head]

Re: innuendos. Now that you mention it, yeah.

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Edited to add much needed quotation marks.

[lolmac]

Or, occasionally, bounce. And then you have ricocheting innuendos. Man, those things are dangerous.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear! I'm afraid I'm old enough that the image that this brings up is of Groucho Marx pronouncing "Bing, bing, BIIINGGG!!! RRRRRRicochet RRRRRabbit!", his eyebrows frantically semaphoring lewdness.

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And that has been your moment of disturbing insight down into the rabbit hole that is my head for today!

[lolmac]

'Eyebrows semaphoring lewdness' may be the best description of Groucho Marx EVAR.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

*blushes*

[perkyandproud.livejournal.com]

No, no...see, what you aren't realizing is that his hair really IS that smart!

[lolmac]

It's smart enough to know when to start the bleaching process spontaneously? Oy.

[perkyandproud.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how darkrooms have those little indicator lights that come on when you aren't supposed to enter....

[lolmac]

ROFL

So . . . is the bleaching hair an indicator of "Mac, don't look" or an indicator of "Do NOT try to follow Mac's thought processes right now" ?

[perkyandproud.livejournal.com]

I think it's the latter! :-)

[curuchamion.livejournal.com]

...this somehow reminds me of the time I was whining about brain-bleachiness and somebody told me "be sure not to get the bleach on the cowboy hat or you'll look like a Holstein!" O_O

(On another completely OT topic: what on earth have you done to your little people-link icons? The comm one looks like a cheerleading octopus! With only five arms. o_o)

[lolmac]

Hee. I found some code that allows me to substitute weirdness for the individual and community userhead icons. The individual one is now upside down, and the comm icon . . . it's called "Beeblebrox".