More fun under the bridge!

[lolmac]

Haha!  The troll just posted an anonymous abusive threat on my earlier post.  I've unscreened it so we can have fun with it.  Gosh, I never knew I had people doing my biding.  I thought I had to bide by myself.


YOUR LINKS TO ME BALG ARE ILLEGAL … YOU KNOW YOU HAVE COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS AND YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BE NASTY AND MEAN SPIRITED WHICH IS ILLGEAL…YOU HAVE INDIVIDUALS THAT YOU PAY TO DO YOUR BIDING. AND I AM NOT FINISHED…EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE ADVISE HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU FROM A LEGAL ASPECT.

LAST WORD IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0

3AHJ_VusrSBQrBdaN7g_X8Ap6aokwqO-s066nbyKZOCsiTpQNq1snUAGqLbdxTlynfFJLGGv5cUMfCvEdzItHU3E__0fS3QpW3zsOjKMXECKaLy24aYQSnB2Fk09gpQnv5fSQSw6MlGx3!!!!!!!nobill unpub

Spi, here's the IP address of the attack:  IP Address: 174.133.105.114

Fresh Troll!  Yumm!



ETA:  Oh, look, there's another anonymous comment -- this one returns to the Doctor Jekyll voice ("I'm your friend and you're verrry sick and I'm worried about you!"), carries on the idea that (1) I'm Spiletta and (2) Spiletta is the crazy person doing all this.  It even includes a thinly veiled threat of a lawsuit!  Isn't that cute?  I'm unscreening it now.  Go look!

ETA2:  Ooops.  Anonymous comment #2 was a response to the troll.  I just got a PM.  Sorry, non-troll; thanks for understanding the level of jumpiness here.  Unfortunately, the Real Troll has made multiple posts that mimicked the sweet-reasonable-friend voice.  (I could have been a bit less prone to assumption, though, because your spelling and grammar were all good.)

Given the troll's demonstrated level of psychosis and established MO, I will completely understand if people want to respond anonymously, to minimize the chance of the troll following them home and sprawling still further.  Honestly, we're better off handling her on a journal like this, where she's clearly outnumbered by the sane folks with senses of humour. 

So:  if you want to comment here anonymously, send me a PM at the same time, identifying yourself.  I will then unscreen your comment and note that it's a Known Person.

'Beth
May 20, 2011

Comments

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to cash my checks, but I'm too busy being mean-spirited and nasty. They're just piling up like cord wood!

BTW, what does 'illgeal' mean?

[lolmac]

I think illgeal is a substance in D&D that prevents things from congealing properly.

I'm flummoxed about what a 'balg' is, though.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Either 'blog' or 'balrog'... by the smell of the offending post, I'm leaning toward the latter.

[jennickels.livejournal.com]

Stupid troll is stupid... and illiterate. And a complete douche. And apparently on crack.

[lolmac]

Or vodka. The alcoholism-fueled rage and flailing can be clearly noted in the current specimen, don't you agree? ;-)

[jennickels.livejournal.com]

Most definitely. My sister-in-law, the drunk (who I love dearly but can't stand to be around for more than a day) goes off on these tirades, blubbering about wrongs that have been done to her when usually it's her own fault. But maybe that's what I get for marrying into a bunch of rednecks.

[perkyandproud.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those Touring Tests?

Steps to Intelligence:

1. Troll
2. Capable of adaptive thinking
3. Emotions
4. .....
etc.

LOL

[lolmac]

I think the first step was a misstep there. But emotions are definitely present! 'Pissiness' is an emotion, right?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

ZOMG THIS IZ TEH QUALITEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0

asdfghjkl;

http://174.133.105.114/cgi-sys/defaultwebpage.cgi

[lolmac]

Do you speak this dialect? What the hell is that 'last word', anyway? It must be one of those agglutinative languages. Good thing I don't have a gluten allergy, huh?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

In l337, there are 100 words for snow spam.

Cleo received an identical comment, except for the alphanumeric string at the end.
http://cleothemuse.livejournal.com/125626.html?thread=909242#t909242

My theory is that if it's not our Pet Troll, it's actually a spambot leaving unique identifiers to tag which blogs allow anon commenting so that it other spambots can parasitize the bandwidth for hawking their dubious pharmaceuticals.

[curuchamion.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. The epic beta-reading comment of epic I just left for that one might not even be on target? *sadface*

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

We can't be sure if it's just a generic spambot tagger, but it's rather coincidental that Cleo also received the same comment. If I receive one as well, then it's probably Our Precious.

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Which reminds me, your last payment never made it into my bank account. If I don't get my money, your bidding shall not be done!

[lolmac]

Pitry, you got the instructions wrong. You're supposed to do my biding, not my bidding! I haven't bought anything on eBay in years, but I've got all these stupid sheep out in my fields and nobody biding with them. Poor things. (I knew I should have stuck with penguins.)

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Nono, I can't do your bidding. I didn't get the money, after all!

[lolmac]

Can you do my biding?

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Of course!

As long as the sheep don't eat me alive, I'm fine with ropes!

[pitry.livejournal.com]

And yes. You definitely should have stuck with penguins! Although, they need more serious biding. They're much more adventurous! And they have TEETH!

[lolmac]

The troll also thinks she has teeth -- she just posted a new anonymous threat, which I just unscreened. See post edit. She apparently thinks that I'm up for lawsuits.

Let's open a betting pool as to how many more anonymous comments I get today!

[pitry.livejournal.com]

שׁשׁWAIt!!!!!

Maybe the troll is a penguin?!?!

[lolmac]

Naw. Penguins play an essential role in the universe.

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Well, trolls do to! In a way. Essential ≠ positive...

(Also, accidental Hebrew was accidental).

[lolmac]

Actually, I thought the Hebrew was cool (if you don't mind my putting it that way). What does it mean?

[pitry.livejournal.com]

It doesn't meant anything, it's just the letter that's on the same spot as A before I realised that a)I need to switch to English keyboard and b) the word "wait" begins with a "w". :D

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was a work of art.

I am PROUD to be your minion! :D :D :D

[rdamel.livejournal.com]

So, what's your best guess, s/he is illiterate, or trying to be abusive in a language not their native one?

Ridiculous beyond belief, whatever the language. Sigh.....

[lolmac]

I'm going for a mental image of hammering-on-the-keyboard-drunken-furious, especially after having inspired half a dozen fans with fine stiff vocabularies and spines into a fervor of gleeful mockery. Maybe she was expecting that everyone she piled into would be easy to intimidate?

Anyway, I'm seeing furious frustrated reactivity here, which pleases me greatly. Making bullies squeal is a fine thing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/traycer_/]

From the spelling, grammar usage and the last word (whatever that is??)... Troll is definitely the right term to use when referencing this person!

Hey maybe that's why she doesn't like Harry Potter because they bash her kind in the head with a club!!

[lolmac]

That's it! Also, all the country music and lesbians in HP. It must drive her nuts.

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Postingfrom my phone, so haven't read all the comments. However, troll's comment looked familiar. Read the fifth item down on this:

http://www.regretsy.com/butthurt/

What does this mean? Same troll? This troll copying that one? Dunno. Just pointing to it. I'll let others decide. :)

[lolmac]

Huh. Yeah, that's certainly the same drivel. Maybe she stalks Etsy in her spare time.

[sharp2799.livejournal.com]

Trolls--the other white meat.

[lolmac]

ROFL! Tastes like possum!

[studyofrunning.livejournal.com]

Between the code and copying/pasting from that Etsy trolling site, I think that's someone in the spam industry taking advantage of the drama. It's like a more hilarious version of those badly-structured "I am glad I found your site it really helped me" posts that randomly show up everywhere.

[lolmac]

Darn. I guess I won't be able to retire on kickbacks from fake Viagra, huh?

[studyofrunning.livejournal.com]

Well not necessarily. If it posts again, you could try taking it completely seriously as a business offer.

[bull-demon.livejournal.com]

Hmm, poor grammar, a few spelling errors, yup, sounds like a lawyer to me

[banlu.livejournal.com]

When I hear talk of a "furry", I picture the actor that played Martin Lloyd as the cross-dressing furry from that infamous CSI ep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMiJskCMSb8)

Oh, he was Sexy Kitty

banlu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZFjrkVDDc) ()

[bethzombie.livejournal.com]

It's illgeal to do your biding.

Wth. LOL

[bethzombie.livejournal.com]

Oh and what's a "BALG"? LOL :D

[lolmac]

Maybe it's an obscure Creole dialect of Old English? I'll have to remember to avoid biding when illgeal might be an issue.