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[lolmac]

Dat script calls fer desperate measures.
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Episode:  Fairly Legal, Episode 10           Screen Capture from:  saavick

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Important question: is the heroine a: orphaned royalty, b: swapped-at-birth royalty or c: just an ordinary girl except that secretly her parents were exiled royalty?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

You can tell what kind of Mary Sue the heroine is by the eye color:
If "violet", then A.
If "amber", then B.
If "deep emerald", then C.

[lolmac]

Navigating to the next set of sub-menus:

is the heroine
a) half-elven princess from Faerie
b) half-Vulcan
c) half-vampire
d) all of the above, because OMG math iz hard

is she
a) a telepath
b) an empath
c) a cenotaph
d) haph-assed?

will she die
a) tragically
b) slowly, but beautifully
c) of paper cuts
d) already pleeeeeaze?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Does the heroine cause the men in the story to:
a) fall in wuv with her
b) fight over who gets to wuv her
c) realize their slashy wuv for other male characters

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Good to know it's colour-coded. That makes life simpler!

[banlu.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the hair!

If "violet", then "a glossy, raven-hued mane".
If "amber", then "waist-length, silky blonde locks".
If "deep emerald", then "luscious, fiery-red waves".