LOLHoroscope

[lolmac]

ETA: check here for the complete list of the signs in the New Improvised Zodiac!

Not dat sign, Jack!
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Episode:   The Heist, Season 1           Screen Capture from:  macsyourman

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[stargatesg1971.livejournal.com]

Cute.

[lolmac]

Thanks! And thanks again for all the screencaps!

Note to LOLMac readers: this is the wonderful person who brought us all the Macsyourman caps, plus the Stargate sg1971 caps, so everyone take a moment to appreciate her!

[stargatesg1971.livejournal.com]

Your welcome and thanks for the appreciation.

[banlu.livejournal.com]

Thanks for all the pretty pics!

Don't forget the sign of Helvetica Exercitus Ferrum (the Swiss Army Knife)


Well, that;\'s as close as I could find for "Swiss" LOL

[lolmac]

Try Cultellus Exercitus Helveticanum, the Swiss Army Knife. It's found in the New Improvised Zodiac between Lemiscus Minor (the Piece of String) and Calceus (the Shoe).

The remaining signs are Saxum (the Rock), Clava (the Stick), and Alchimicus Familiaris Peraccommodatus (the Extremely Convenient Household Chemical).

If you were born under the sign of MacGyver, with your sun in Cultellus Exercitus Helveticanum and your rising sign in Torreum (the Toaster), the signs are most propitious.

[banlu.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the correction - all the Latin I know I've picked up in bits and pieces. Would you believe I went to a Catholic HS that didn't teach Latin? Probably because when I got there they had just changed the Mass to English.

[lolmac]

Did you check the post on bethinexile, with all the signs? http://bethinexile.livejournal.com/10345.html

[banlu.livejournal.com]

Oh, I missed that.

Hmmm - anyone ever acuse you of having a Tortilis Laxus (the Loose Screw) for running LOLMac?

::runs::

[lolmac]

Accuse me? Why bother? ;-)

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Thanks for all the awesome screencaps! :D

[stargatesg1971.livejournal.com]

Your welcome.

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

You and your mad screencapping skills rock!

[stargatesg1971.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

And his horoscope reads:
Beware of misadventures as your moon settles into Pisces.

However, it's a quarter moon, so you can use it to buy a soda pop, flatten the cap into a cutting tool and use it to scale the fish. *g*

[lolmac]

If it's only a quarter moon, someone please pull the belt lower!

[pitry.livejournal.com]

I always thought the Macgyver sign was a duct tape :(

[lolmac]

That's next in the New Improvised Zodiac: Lemiscus Argentum Major (the Great Silver Ribbon), followed by Filum Laxus (the Loose Wire) and Tortilis Laxus (the Loose Screw).

[archersangel (from livejournal.com)]

and exemplum cummis ex ligno (foil from a stick of gum)?

[lolmac]

LOL! Check out the whole list: http://bethinexile.livejournal.com/10345.html

I think the Gum Wrapper must be one of the ancillary constellations, like the Tosaster.

[red8rose.livejournal.com]

Kay, I've got my hands up, now what!?

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

He's not looking at her sign.

[lolmac]

Hee!

In that cap, he's actually looking at her eyes . . . but when I looked through the other screencaps, she was mostly looking waaay lower . . .