Of course I meant his big honkin' space gun. What ever else could I possibly mean? [*Unconvincing Eye-Bat of Unconvincing Innocence*] Pay no attention whatsoever to the icon in the corner!
"No, not that wun. The wun your Mr. Spcck beamded up was, as he has no doubt tolded u a can of used motor oil. The Romulan Ale wuz two feet to the rite."
"No, it's not an alien life form. Nothing has eated me! It's a shirt!"
General Grakh-kon. I report success in taking the Ferengi vessel, but I am afraid that it will not provide us will the color we seek. All the clothing is six sizes too small.
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His foot has been cut off!
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Not to mention avoiding the obvious, quite clichéd joke, which doesn't actually match the facial expression nearly as well . . .
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The other situation would be met with conspicuous silence.
Ergo, your text was clearly the right way to go!
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ETA: Or did you mean his big honkin' space gun?
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"No, not that wun. The wun your Mr. Spcck beamded up was, as he has no doubt tolded u a can of used motor oil. The Romulan Ale wuz two feet to the rite."
"No, it's not an alien life form. Nothing has eated me! It's a shirt!"
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"Bones, just run a couple of tests. Just in case. If it isn't carnivorous, it might be contagious!"
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Although, come to think of it, the Romulans and the Klingons could use a little color to their wardrobes...
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