I'm commenting here, because this posting seems to have a comment, and the other identical lj posting doesn't. Clearly a joke so nice it posted twice! Or maybe Mac's being his usual persistent self and asking again, in case the Lolrus was sleeping the first time, and didn't answer? :)
Anyway, I just wanted to point out to the Lolrus that even though he's been consuming bukkits and bukkits of yummy fish, he shouldn't handle the expansion problem by adopting an iron aluminum corset, but by increasing his level of exercise, and switching to a less fatty fish. He'll find he has more energy and actually enjoys eack bukkit moar.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Whose there?
Mac: Mac.
Lolrus: Mac who?
Mac: Mac you a duct tape bukkit.
Lolrus: Good one.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Salmon.
Lolrus: Salmon who?
Mac: Salmon your size shouldn't be squeezing in a bukkit that small.
Lolrus: [moaning slightly] You just might be right.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Surgeon.
Lolrus: Surgeon who?
Mac: Surgeon out now I've got this open is the next step.
Lolrus: Sure thing.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Orange.
Lolrus: Orange who?
Mac: Orange you glad to be out of there.
Mac: Knock knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Donut.
Lolrus: Donut who?
Mac: Donut do that again, okay? You're heavy!
Lolrus: Sorry. It seemed like a good idea at the time, when I saw the sardine at the bottom. I've learned my lesson though.
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Anyway, I just wanted to point out to the Lolrus that even though he's been consuming bukkits and bukkits of yummy fish, he shouldn't handle the expansion problem by adopting an
ironaluminum corset, but by increasing his level of exercise, and switching to a less fatty fish. He'll find he has more energy and actually enjoys eack bukkit moar.Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Whose there?
Mac: Mac.
Lolrus: Mac who?
Mac: Mac you a duct tape bukkit.
Lolrus: Good one.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Salmon.
Lolrus: Salmon who?
Mac: Salmon your size shouldn't be squeezing in a bukkit that small.
Lolrus: [moaning slightly] You just might be right.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Surgeon.
Lolrus: Surgeon who?
Mac: Surgeon out now I've got this open is the next step.
Lolrus: Sure thing.
Mac: Knock, knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Orange.
Lolrus: Orange who?
Mac: Orange you glad to be out of there.
Mac: Knock knock.
Lolrus: Who's there?
Mac: Donut.
Lolrus: Donut who?
Mac: Donut do that again, okay? You're heavy!
Lolrus: Sorry. It seemed like a good idea at the time, when I saw the sardine at the bottom. I've learned my lesson though.
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