Ok, let's read the Instruction manual: "To make color come back, use green dial; To blow up equipment, use red dial" ... Great... Taps communication button for help desk. Hello? 'scuse me... can I have a better instruction manual?
Pre-recorded message All of our employees are currently unavailable due to a red alert. For questions, refer to the instruction manual. If the instruction manual does not answer your question, move on to the better instruction manual. Better instruction manuals are only available in color. To use the better instruction manual, please first use the appropriate dial to make the color come back. Our apologies for the inconvenience. We wish you a bright and colorful day.
Howdy y'all! Wow, feel like I've been away for ages! Actually, probably have been. Life's been crazy. Still is actually, but I hope I'll be able to return to a somewhat less hectic schedule soon. Just wanted to drop by and say hi. (And then couldn't resist joining in... :-))
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turn, turn, turn
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"To make color come back, use green dial;
To blow up equipment, use red dial"
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Great... Taps communication button for help desk.
Hello? 'scuse me... can I have a better instruction manual?
Pre-recorded message All of our employees are currently unavailable due to a red alert. For questions, refer to the instruction manual. If the instruction manual does not answer your question, move on to the better instruction manual. Better instruction manuals are only available in color. To use the better instruction manual, please first use the appropriate dial to make the color come back. Our apologies for the inconvenience. We wish you a bright and colorful day.
Howdy y'all! Wow, feel like I've been away for ages! Actually, probably have been. Life's been crazy. Still is actually, but I hope I'll be able to return to a somewhat less hectic schedule soon. Just wanted to drop by and say hi. (And then couldn't resist joining in... :-))
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That is BRILLIANT!!
And welcome back! You have been missed!
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