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[lolmac]

Kin u stop takin pikchurs naow pls?
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Episode:   The Gauntlet, Season 1           Screen Capture from:  RDA.com

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Cats Are Very Useful.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Southeast Asian Cat Escape Technique:

1. Douse bad guys in fermented fish sauce.
2. Run like hell.
3. Open cat kennels on the way past.
4. Make nimble escape while bad guys are tripped up by eager fish-seeking cats.

Zoo Cat Escape:

1. Run like hell.
2. Stop momentarily. Find janitor's mop.
3. Use Swiss Army Knife to free big cat (Tigers work best).
4. Climb high on railing, use mop to push door open.
5. Wait until big cat discovers new toys (a.k.a. bad guys).
6. Run other way.

Mansion Cat Infiltration:

1. Enter premises.
2. Wait until guard dogs are charging.
3. Release bacon wrapped cat.
4. Run. Infiltrate.
5. Press remote, releasing radio controlled latch attaching bacon strips to cat, saving cat and feeding dogs.

Kitten escape:

1. Woo girl of week.
2. Heh!
3. Hand girl kitten.
4. While she coos over it, put on loud Hawaiian shirt, jeans, and escape.
5. Move houseboat a marina or two over until danger of pursuit has passed.

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[lolmac]

*SPORFLE*

Very grateful that Mac figured out how to keep Bacon Cat from being noshed.

Re: Cats Are Very Useful.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Well, RDA may be a dog person, not a cat person, but Mac is not cruel. He'd think ahead about details like that.

Re: Cats Are Very Useful.

[lolmac]

I do find myself reflecting on the implications of Mac's need to get dressed before escaping in Scenario #4. If the instructions simply said "put on loud Hawaiian shirt", one could assume that this was over, or in place of, an already existing garment. Instead . . . ;-)

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[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Thus the "Heh!'

This would be the equivalent to Captain Kirk being seen sitting on his bed, pulling on his boots.

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[rdamel.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

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[wanderingsmith.livejournal.com]

LmAO! wham bam thank you ma'm ;)

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[zeilfanaat.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, brilliant! Thanks for making me smile! (I'm about to head off to the dentist... I could do with a smile ;))

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[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Well then, I wish you a visit to the dentist eerily similar to my own, just last week: Uneventful!

Glad to have given a grin.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

I've often reflected on the fact that Hollywood loves to portray good guys as dog-people, and bad guys seem to favour cats. Most unjust! *g*

[wanderingsmith.livejournal.com]

extremely!!! the poor stereotypes of sweet kitties... tsk tsk tsk

one should show more respects for one's gods ;)