"Look, Pete, about the human trafficking charge, I can explain! The guard I ran across had no sense of humor! How was I to know that he wouldn't know a joke if he caught it with both hands? No, Pete, don't hang up... Pete?!!!..."
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"Jack Dalton, old buddy. Glad to finally catch you in. About those 1,546,423 favors you owe me?"
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"I'm not really counting... much. Anyway, about those favors, I really need one now. How about you fly down here to San Pedro and do what you did for me that time you got me stuck in detention back in High School?"
Sigh. Many edits. Brain not firing on all thrusters today.
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"Jack Dalton, old buddy. Glad to finally catch you in. About those 1,546,423 favors you owe me?"
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"I'm not really counting... much. Anyway, about those favors, I really need one now. How about you fly down here to San Pedro and do what you did for me that time you got me stuck in detention back in High School?"
Sigh. Many edits. Brain not firing on all thrusters today.
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(I did try to come up with a less sexist mouseover text this time around, but the choices seemed to be mildly sexist vs. utterly bland.)