"Yes, Colonel. I wanted to see you about that test you and your team took. I have another copy of the exam, and I would like you to fill this one out, but this time, please show your work. I want to see how you arrived at each answer. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?"

"Crystal, sir. Uh... sir?"

"Yes, Colonel?"

[*sigh*] "Can we just skip this part and go straight to the part where I get out a toothbrush and keep the enlisted latrines niiiice and clean?"

"See that you do... for the next two weeks, Colonel."

[a beat]

"And if this occurs again, you realize that I will have to put a reprimand in Major Carter's file too, don't you?"

"That would be a cold day in Netu, sir."

"I rather thought so. Dismissed."

"Yessir."