"Yes, Colonel. I wanted to see you about that test you and your team took. I have another copy of the exam, and I would like you to fill this one out, but this time, please show your work. I want to see how you arrived at each answer. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?"
"Crystal, sir. Uh... sir?"
"Yes, Colonel?"
[*sigh*] "Can we just skip this part and go straight to the part where I get out a toothbrush and keep the enlisted latrines niiiice and clean?"
"See that you do... for the next two weeks, Colonel."
[a beat]
"And if this occurs again, you realize that I will have to put a reprimand in Major Carter's file too, don't you?"
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"Crystal, sir. Uh... sir?"
"Yes, Colonel?"
[*sigh*] "Can we just skip this part and go straight to the part where I get out a toothbrush and keep the enlisted latrines niiiice and clean?"
"See that you do... for the next two weeks, Colonel."
[a beat]
"And if this occurs again, you realize that I will have to put a reprimand in Major Carter's file too, don't you?"
"That would be a cold day in Netu, sir."
"I rather thought so. Dismissed."
"Yessir."
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