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[lolmac]

*Iz dat mebbe a lil boy?
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Event:  Hollywood All-Stars Game, 1991           Screen Capture from:  RDA.com

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[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Paramount Employee: [speaking into his lapel] Watch out!... No. We're in the clear. That one managed to walk past. Oh, no! Where did that kid come from? Too late, the kid has seen Rick, and he's turned the charm on full! She's goin' in!

Mother: Oh, my God! Richard Dean Anderson. I love MacGyver! Ummm... We love MacGyver, don't we, Honey!

Father: [dutifully] Yes, although the candlestick defibrillator was--

Mother: This is my daughter, Brittany! Say "Hi!" to Mr. Anderson, Britty!

RDA: [to the kid] Call me Rick.

Father: [whispered] Dear, close your mouth! You're drooling! [aloud] Come along, Brit, time to let Mr. Anderson meet some of the other people.

Paramount Employee: [again addressing his lapel] Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! He's not letting go! Bring in the distraction!puppy! Now! Now! Now!

[Paramount intern rushes in with an Australian Shepard pup, an adorable bundle of white, black, and tan fluff]

Paramount Intern: Mr. Anderson? Rick? Rick? RICK? Look what I've got!

Rick: Oooh, puppy! Can I? [lets child go and holds out his hands, and the shaken parents pick up the child and move on]

[Paramount Official and Intern watch Rick melting into a puddle of goo over the pup]

Paramount Official: That was close!

Paramount Intern: [wide-eyed nod of agreement, and a mop of his brow]

Paramount Official: That was fine executive thinking, coming up with the decoy!puppy concept. I'm going to recommend you to my boss for hiring-in when your internship's up.

Paramount Intern: [beams] Thank you, sir!

[lolmac]

SQUEEEEEEEE

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Heh!

[sid]

*melts into puddle of goo over KEWT story*

Kewt, and probably true, lol.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Well, at least until he managed to get a kid of his own, so he didn't need to poach anyone else's!

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

LOL! Very plausible story!

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd swallow it all, except the fancy mike on the Paramount official. Back then these things were generally bulkier.

[archersangel.livejournal.com]

but what do you use to get him to put the puppy down & go play ball?

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Oh, that one was easy. They made sure the puppy saw the ball, threw it out on the field, the puppy squirmed down to chase it, RDA went on to the field after the puppy, a ball boy came by, scooped up the puppy, and the umpire yelled "Play ball!"