An archeologist, an astrophysicist, an alien soldier, and a semi-retired Air Force colonel walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your kind in here!"
The archeologist says "We are all the same kind, really--one of us just had his ancestors abducted by evil aliens."
The astrophysicist says, "Actually, molecularly speaking, we are all the same, because the subatomic particles which make up our bodies are all moving so quickly that they are making up the material of which we are made in several of us simultaneously. In a parallel universe, of course..."
The alien says, "Indeed?"
And Jack shoots the bartender and gets his own beer.
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An archeologist, an astrophysicist, an alien soldier, and a semi-retired Air Force colonel walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your kind in here!"
The archeologist says "We are all the same kind, really--one of us just had his ancestors abducted by evil aliens."
The astrophysicist says, "Actually, molecularly speaking, we are all the same, because the subatomic particles which make up our bodies are all moving so quickly that they are making up the material of which we are made in several of us simultaneously. In a parallel universe, of course..."
The alien says, "Indeed?"
And Jack shoots the bartender and gets his own beer.
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And then he gets beers for the others. Musn't leave anyone behind!
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dry, very dry
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snicker
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