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Howd he buy all dat stuff ennyway?
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Episode: Forever In a Day, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

You know, it may have been when he yelled ‘Jesus Christ!’ really loud when that camel stepped on his foot just as Teal’c was flying in dressed as the angel. That didn’t make a good impression on the ambassador.

He dint even blow ennything up.
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Episode: Moebius, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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Jack figured that Paperwork always won, but his master strategy failed when Daniel started explaining the archeological significance of the rock. In detail.

Gonna rock all round da clock.
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

How much extra will it cost to have it delivered by drone? Cause drones are cool.

At least dey remembered.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Iz better than drinkin water.
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Episode: Shades of Grey, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He told the guy TWICE not to whisper spoilers during the movie, and would he listen? Nooooooo.

Hes not useded to da naybors.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Sometimes, the sharp words have to be backed up with . . . other sharp things.

Hez always complaining isnt he?
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Yes, it's a new LOL, after another unplanned break!

Special ~~blame~~ thanks for this one goes to

sidlj!
And he’s okay.

u gonna axe him bout it?
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Jack, everyone knows you’re only mad because he’s still winning.

Iz he buggin u Jack?
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

It was even more awkward when they all ended up sitting in Hammond’s lap.

Better get da music goin again.
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Episode: The Changeling, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

I haven’t the remotest idea how this is even possible.

Mebbe hez gotsa nadvantage.
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The weather forecast was ‘cloudy with a chance of MREs.’

Did u bring ennythin else to eat?
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Episode: Birthright, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Hez da salt of da earth.
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Episode: The Changeling, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Now we discuss the difference between wants and needs.

But dey wuz all drty an yucky.
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Episode: Family, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

He thot he wud git sumbuddy to help.
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Episode: Cor-ai, Season 1 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Fortunately, he only got pinked in the fighting.

He wuz seein red.
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Episode: Forever In a Day, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Actually, I’m getting very sleepy, and I know there was someplace I was going to.

Do we know whut all dat means?
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Episode: Brief Candle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

The panel took green-lighting literally.

Everbuddy wuz happy bout it.
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Episode: Avatar, Season 8 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

At least Daniel has stopped asking everyone to Like it on Facebook.

Whuts in dat water ennyways?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Another tough decision for General Hammond: is Daniel performing an actual ritual, or are they under some mysterious alien influence, or are they just f*cking with him again?

Gotsa be polite k?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Their hosts appreciated Jack’s dry sense of humour.

Kin u taste da invizabel water?
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Episode: Pretense, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He’s just chilling out with all the cool kids.

Gotsa breathe deep.
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Episode: Watergate, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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He’s up a creek without a paddle. Actually, he doesn’t even have a creek.

Mac dint do enny better.
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Episode: Fallen, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Still, it beats getting sidelined. Or sideswiped.

Sumthin wented wrong sumwheres.
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Episode: A Matter of Time, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

This one is for

jackwabbit, who just got back from DragonCon.
Of cos it is.

Kin he dress up as a pirate?
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Episode: Thor’s Hammer, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

And no, I don’t want to be Mac. Or PC. I’m *really* not PC.

Mac duznt wanna be u.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Bad Ouija is a bit like bad woo-woo, only more agreeable.

Duz he know whuts on ur mind?
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Episode: Lost City, Season 8 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

All I keep finding are people who believe in Dog.

Oughta look up instead.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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This LOL comes with extra special thanks: to Lies at the rda.com forum for the image, and to Kate Ritter for the caption!
And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

And they’ll leave those damned multicoloured eggs all over the base. I hate that!

R dey killer bunnies?
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Episode: The Other Guys (backstage), Season 6 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Yeah, well, size isn’t everything, right? Horsepower. That’s important too.

Ennywun gonna argue with her?
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Episode: Meridian, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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He’s been acting awfully shiftless lately.

Iz he feelin sad?
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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Just wait till you hear how colourful his language can get.

Hez gonna be going soon.
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Episode: Bane, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Since they had such a nice table, it seemed like a good idea.

Gonna need more coffee.
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Episode: Prodigy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Has it been a whole year already? Yes, indeed, it's the magic holiday of holidays here at LOLMac:

lothithil's Birthday!

Time for the fun to begin!
The party’s been a crashing bore so far, so we’re glad he’s here.

R we all gonna be at da party?
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Everyone's ready to celebrate!
I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

Den he gotsa git away.
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And we do mean EVERYONE.
Who wouldn’t?

Gotsa find da ryte place.

Happy Birthday, Lothi!!
Many troutly returns!!

Episodes: Black Corsage, MacGyver's Women, Window of Opportunity
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Screen captures from:

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Perhaps he was a solicitor, O’Neill. Does not the sign forbid soliciting?

Bet deyre not hidin behind u eether.
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Episode: Chimera, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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It’s a lot harder to bang the rocks together when they keep rolling away.

Ur late! Lets git started!
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When duz da concert start?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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He’s supposed to present us with a series of short subjects.

Mebbe Tealc wuznt tellin everthing.
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Episode: Memento, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Your colonel has been shipped. Please wait for delivery.

Where u gonna ship dem?
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Episode: 200, Season 10 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The pararelativistic time compression effect is produced when tachyons get a good look at that shirt, scream in horror, and run the other way.

U want sum other colour?
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Episode: Window of Opportunity, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A colonel and a Jaffa warrior walk into a bar . . . following two scientists, who walk under it.

Is gittin harder to crack him up.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Yes, that’s the turn that takes you into the cage full of wild tigers. What’s your point, Felgar?

Now dey iz losted.
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Episode: The Other Guys, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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He can be deadly when he shoots his mouth off.

Dats a loadid message.
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Episode: Stargate Atlantis: The Return, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Yeah, there’s nothing else on the table, but it’s a start.

Hez thankful iz not tea.
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Episode: Double Jeopardy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Is he getting a holier-than-thou attitude?

Hez havin truble with da furnichur.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Instead of saying ‘Polly wants a cracker’, it keeps saying ‘The Supreme God Pa’li demands your instant and complete submission’, which ruins the whole effect.

It jus gitted wurse frum dere.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

We heard lotsa loud bangz.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Quick, before he replaces us all with younger, edgier versions!

Mebbe he wuz filmin a pilot.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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U gonna wake him up?
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Episode: Fragile Balance, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Okay . . . so, there was a day last weekend when I posted a screen cap with no caption. That was a Big Whoops, because the post was supposed to be on

rda_daily.

But it got quite a few happy comments (more than most LOLs get, in fact), so I figured it was clearly a sign of something, other than my need for either more sleep or more coffee. I have accordingly added a caption. I'm also making this the first in a set of themed LOLs for this week, and I bet you can guess the theme!
One-way ticket, yeah.

Dat wuz inexcusable.
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Episode: 2001, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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