Well said. I think you summed up all the cogent points most succinctly.
Happy Beltane, and welcome to Guhways Airlines. We hope you enjoy your flight. Rest assured that although our morals may be bankrupt, the future of our airline is assured as long as the global supply of squee remains secure. (And there seems to be no danger of a shortage there.)
Buckets, towels, and sponges are standard equipment on Guhways Airlines, and can be found at each seat. Please ring the flight attendant if you require a mop as well.
Your in-flight meal today will be strawberries and chocolate.
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Guh.
Guh guh guh-guh guh. I say, guh!
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Happy Beltane, and welcome to Guhways Airlines. We hope you enjoy your flight. Rest assured that although our morals may be bankrupt, the future of our airline is assured as long as the global supply of squee remains secure. (And there seems to be no danger of a shortage there.)
Have a nice fantasy.
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Can I have a bukkit to drool in, pls. kthnx!
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Your in-flight meal today will be strawberries and chocolate.