Thanks for calling Guerrilla Pizza-For-a-Price! We promise to deliver in 30 minutes or less, or we'll throw in a free semi-automatic machine gun at no extra charge!!
Actually, it sounds like something Jack Dalton would do:
"How did they know where we were hiding?" "Maybe they followed the pizza delivery guy." "Jack, are you telling me you ordered pizza when we were supposed to be hiding from the bad guys?" "Well, yeah. I was hungry."
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We promise to deliver in 30 minutes or less, or we'll throw in a free semi-automatic machine gun at no extra charge!!
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Actually, it sounds like something Jack Dalton would do:
"How did they know where we were hiding?"
"Maybe they followed the pizza delivery guy."
"Jack, are you telling me you ordered pizza when we were supposed to be hiding from the bad guys?"
"Well, yeah. I was hungry."