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The weather forecast was ‘cloudy with a chance of MREs.’

Did u bring ennythin else to eat?
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Episode: Birthright, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Hez da salt of da earth.
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Episode: The Changeling, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Another tough decision for General Hammond: is Daniel performing an actual ritual, or are they under some mysterious alien influence, or are they just f*cking with him again?

Gotsa be polite k?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Whur u gonna put it?
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Yeah, there’s nothing else on the table, but it’s a start.

Hez thankful iz not tea.
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Episode: Double Jeopardy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

It’s decaf. And sugar-free. And scentless. And tasteless. And colourless and weightless and generally, not there.

Whuts fer breakfast?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Dats nuthin to sneer at.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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You can’t always get what you want, but you can find what you need, especially in a junkyard.

U know whut i wantid.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Not that it makes a difference. That shirt’s even uglier than mine usually are.

Whut were u eatin?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Hez gittin tired of da leftovers.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Always make sure they’re organically grown, pesticide-free, and won’t explode when thrown.

Da cabbije wuz fer da birds.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

U want fries with dat?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

idlewild_

And does it really matter, except on the tennis court?

Det say Jack kin tell.
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Episode: Beneath the Surface, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Also, don’t dump it over your left shoulder all over the front of the ambassador. It’s very bad luck.

It haz a flavr.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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The Jaffa Pepperoni Riots were a traumatic experience for everyone.

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Episode: Summit, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Jack can has cheeseburger. We can has Jack?

We can has leftovers?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Y not git takeout?
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Jack O’Neill, one of these days you are REALLY going to catch it at the dinner table.

Kin he catch a fish like dat?
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Tastes great, but it’s really hard to keep an eye on how much you’re drinking.

U cant git dat in a bar.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Gotsa be polite.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Couldn’t they just eat it with their fingers?

Whuts fer dinner?
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Episode: Deadman Switch, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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Episode: Deadman Switch, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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And after that, we’re on the gravy train.

Whatcha gonna have with dat?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

Whatcha gonna have with dat?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

Gotsa be kareful driving k?
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

You could at least TRY to look disappointed.

Duz it haz a flavr?
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Episode: Out in the Cold, Season 2 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

For my first barbeque, I made a grill out of the decorative slats of my crib and fed the fire with toy letter blocks.

Gotsa be careful bout da hot stuff.
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Episode: The Gauntlet, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Baby, with those eyes, you can have whatever you want.

Iz lyke a taste uv paradise.
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Episode: Pilot, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Iz lyke a taste uv paradise.
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Episode: Pilot, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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And you can't drink this stuff anyway. You gotta chew it.

Iz dere ennything else on da menu?
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Iz dere ennything else on da menu?
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Kin we has roast goose?
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Episode: Serpent’s Song, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

As a companion piece to yesterday’s LOLMac, here is a classic re-run from 2009:

And the Setesh Guard’s ice-cream cone . . . drips.

Careful bout da ice-cream heddache.
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

sg_one_a_days

Uze da forks, Luke!
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

txduck

Wuz it tasty?
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Episode: The Madonna, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

U needs a cunning disguise.
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Episode: Pilot, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Better just have a sammich.
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Episode: Cleo Rocks, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Mac wuz gittin reddy fer da party.
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Hez bin makin field tests.
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Episode: Paradise Lost, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Wow. Either folks didn’t like yesterday’s LOLMac, or the heat has driven everyone off LJ and into deep cool caverns somewhere (which sounds like a good idea, honestly).
Hopefully this will please more.

U don’t gotsa cancel poker nyte k?
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Episode: Slow Death, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It dint fit in hiz lunchbox.
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Episode: Slow Death, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Did it has a flavr?
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Episode: The Heist, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Last time it flunkded da test.
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Episode: Citizen Joe, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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What a pity the rest of SG-1 didn't take you with them this time.

U kin have urs someday.
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Episode: Point of No Return, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

ONeill, I am still not convinced that cake is also essential.

Deres plenty fer everywun.
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

sg_one_a_days

Now the props department is gonna be all cranky about their artifacts getting wet.

Did he member to bring sammiches?
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Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s the alien anchovies that really make the difference.

Gotta git dose pizzas.
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Episode: Ascension, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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