So funny! I always enjoy whatever you do here, but this one really cracked me up. (just one tiny error, I think Jonas was season 6, so Sight Unseen must have been from that seasson (I'm too lazy to get up and look at my dvds to check).
Thanks again for making me smile--and this one is so perfect if only for Gen. Hammond's expression, which goes perfectly with your caption!
250 minutes (5 minutes for each year of age) later..,
Hammond: Now Jack, can you tell me what you did wrong?
Jack: [resignedly and ruefully] I poked Jonas.
Hammond: And what do you need to do about it?
Jack: [reluctantly] Apologize... [hotly] But he poked me back! Twice! And I'm the Colonel!
Hammond: Jaack!...
Jack: Yes, sir. Apologize. I get it. Can I go now?
Hammond: Y- [Jack is gone] -es.
[from around the corner]
Jack: Sorry, Jonas, 'cause Hammond said I should. But you shouldn't 'a poked back! Don't do it again!
Hammond: Jonathan J. O'Neill you come back here!... [two sets of scampering footsteps and two sets of giggles are heard]...Ten, nine, eight... [Hammond peers around the corner, and sees nothing
Utter silence.
Hammond sighs, and returns to his office, muttering: Right. That's it. I'm confiscating the yo-yo for another two weeks!
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Poor George, lol.
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Thanks again for making me smile--and this one is so perfect if only for Gen. Hammond's expression, which goes perfectly with your caption!
Melissa M.
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Man do we miss Papa Bear Hammond!!
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Hammond: Now Jack, can you tell me what you did wrong?
Jack: [resignedly and ruefully] I poked Jonas.
Hammond: And what do you need to do about it?
Jack: [reluctantly] Apologize... [hotly] But he poked me back! Twice! And I'm the Colonel!
Hammond: Jaack!...
Jack: Yes, sir. Apologize. I get it. Can I go now?
Hammond: Y- [Jack is gone] -es.
[from around the corner]
Jack: Sorry, Jonas, 'cause Hammond said I should. But you shouldn't 'a poked back! Don't do it again!
Hammond: Jonathan J. O'Neill you come back here!... [two sets of scampering footsteps and two sets of giggles are heard]...Ten, nine, eight... [Hammond peers around the corner, and sees nothing
Utter silence.
Hammond sighs, and returns to his office, muttering: Right. That's it. I'm confiscating the yo-yo for another two weeks!
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