"Okay, looking at that JelloTM mold. It's blue-green you know."
"Sir, I saw you whip something out of there. It's in your pocket."
[Blushes. Actually blushes.] "Okay, so I might have been looking at this still from P3X-595, when you took off..."
[Blushing, speaking sharply] "I remember what I did, sir. All too well! Why a microscope?"
[Sheepishly] "I was looking for the mole. I [unintelligible] Daniel I could find your mole."
"You what?"
[Loudly] "Okay, so I bet Daniel I could find your mole."
General Hammond: "Care to repeat that again, son? There may be some folks down on Level 28 who haven't heard!"
"General! I'll just be leaving Carter to it. I'll just head down to my office. I'll have those reports ready in a trice... Or by tomorrow morning, anyway."
"You do that....Oh, and Colonel?"
"Yes, sir?"
[Holds out a hand] "The picture?"
"Yes, sir. Here, sir."
"I'll let you take care of this, Major, and I'll see that Dr. Jackson gives you the negative too."
"Thank you, sir."
"He wasn't going to find it from this, anyway."
"No, sir, but how did you - "
"I helped Jacob out once with a diaper change. You were quite the squirmer!"
Carter: [blushes] "I didn't know that sir." [Muttering] "And I really wish you didn't!"
I think that it's the Revenge of Carter that Jack should be worrying about, not the Jello mold. Besides, he is smart enough to know that if he ate it, it would return. He wouldn't touch it. Carter on the his other hand...
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As long as he was watching them with an eye to the overall view . . .
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"Sir.."
"Okay, looking at that JelloTM mold. It's blue-green you know."
"Sir, I saw you whip something out of there. It's in your pocket."
[Blushes. Actually blushes.] "Okay, so I might have been looking at this still from P3X-595, when you took off..."
[Blushing, speaking sharply] "I remember what I did, sir. All too well! Why a microscope?"
[Sheepishly] "I was looking for the mole. I [unintelligible] Daniel I could find your mole."
"You what?"
[Loudly] "Okay, so I bet Daniel I could find your mole."
General Hammond: "Care to repeat that again, son? There may be some folks down on Level 28 who haven't heard!"
"General! I'll just be leaving Carter to it. I'll just head down to my office. I'll have those reports ready in a trice... Or by tomorrow morning, anyway."
"You do that....Oh, and Colonel?"
"Yes, sir?"
[Holds out a hand] "The picture?"
"Yes, sir. Here, sir."
"I'll let you take care of this, Major, and I'll see that Dr. Jackson gives you the negative too."
"Thank you, sir."
"He wasn't going to find it from this, anyway."
"No, sir, but how did you - "
"I helped Jacob out once with a diaper change. You were quite the squirmer!"
Carter: [blushes] "I didn't know that sir." [Muttering] "And I really wish you didn't!"
"What's that, Major?"
"Nothing, sir."
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thehis other hand...