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Beth (the 'Mac' is silent) ([personal profile] lolmac) wrote2011-08-25 12:00 pm
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/ 2011-08-25 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, Jack's going to have to stand down that mission to rescue the kittens from the jars.
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[personal profile] lolmac 2011-08-25 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw. Poor kitties.

And he was looking forward to retiring on the $1.38 Bill Gates will pay him for every email he forwards.
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[identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, and there go Jack's plans to visit Walt Disney's head in cryonic storage.

[identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everything, except the pROn... that stuff is all real, of course.
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[personal profile] archersangel (from livejournal.com) 2011-08-26 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
the p0rn might be real, but some of the b00bs aren't.
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[identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Jack looks so disillusioned. Rumors of Kinsey's death must have been greatly exaggerated.

Not to mention the fact that Teal'c is going to look so smug when Jack has to pay up.

At least that nice Nigerian prince will be sending the check soon.
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[personal profile] lolmac 2011-08-26 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ATTENTION MR. THOTHMES. I AM WRITING YUO FOR HELP WITH ESTATE OF MY LATE EVUL TWIN WHO LEFT 244 GAZILLION GALACTIC CREDITS IN SECRET ACCOUNT WHEN HEROES CRUELLY DROPPED HIM INTO SUPERNOVA. I MUST MOVE MONEY SAFELY OUT OF GALACTIC EMPIRE CONTROL AND NEED HELOP FROMN SYMPATHIC PERSON. I CHOOSE YUO TO HELP BCUZ OF MY LATE TIWNS ADMIRE OF YOUR BAEUTIFUL PLANET. PLEASE EMIAL ME BAK IF YOUR INTERESTID.
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[identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I am so sorry, but all our helops are grounded due to the on-coming hurricane. Could you, maybe, make due with a shuttle, instead? I hear that there is an unused one currently at Cape Canaveral.

I think you may have me mixed up with someone else though, because I'm an empath, not a sympath.

I am so sorry to hear about the loss of your twin. You must miss him terribly. Please remember, though, that this is science fiction, so I am sure that he can be resurrected in some manner.

Your donation of a mere 3 thousand intergalactic standard naquidah bars is sure to make a good start towards finding a technology that can do this.

I look forward to receiving them soon so we can get the ball rolling, so to speak.

Yours sincerely,

Thothmes
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[personal profile] lolmac 2011-08-26 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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