Well, one thing's for sure. It is absolutely not the nursery we. As a short, apple cheeked female, who was actually asked "Which school do you go to, Midland, Osborne, or Milton [names of the 3 elementary schools in town]?" when I was 20 and lifeguarding in a Speedo(!), and I took a 34 D cup at 20, I hate, despise, and tolerate the nursery we very badly, and only slightly better than the Voice of Great Condescension that generally comes with it.
I never even used it on my kids, except with great irony when talking with a fellow adult about the child, so that toddlers and preschoolers remained as clueless as possible that they were the subject of discussion. ["We're a little cranky today, so I think a play date tomorrow might work out better." "We've reached that magical age where if we can carry it, we try to flush it down the toilet!"]]
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I never even used it on my kids, except with great irony when talking with a fellow adult about the child, so that toddlers and preschoolers remained as clueless as possible that they were the subject of discussion. ["We're a little cranky today, so I think a play date tomorrow might work out better." "We've reached that magical age where if we can carry it, we try to flush it down the toilet!"]]