Never resist the urge to leave bad jokes and puns in the comments here. It's bad for your health. Besides, you have to try to get your bad jokes in ahead of the other readers', right?
Hehe, good point! Is far-fetched included in 'bad jokes'? On that note...
"I've got to file a complaint about this fly-drive-vacation."
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"O'Neill, please explain to me the relevance of wings to the sound of a church bell." "Well T, it's 'plane' simple: it's the sound you get when you clock someone with this."
6'1" fifty-something little boy is armed and dangerous. And judging by the need for shades, he's no fly-by-night operation either. It's as plain as the nose on... no, wait... It's as plain as the plane on his arm. And clearly he's not plain. He may, however, be a toy!boy. The kind (judging from his expression) that takes his fun seriously!
I just seem to be propelled into making worse and worse puns by this particular posting.
Don't tell anyone, but the only reason Wingdings still exists is so people like me can make fun of it. (That was also the original purpose for Comic Sans, but things got out of hand.)
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(Sorry... couldn't resist!)
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Never resist the urge to leave bad jokes and puns in the comments here. It's bad for your health. Besides, you have to try to get your bad jokes in ahead of the other readers', right?
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On that note...
"I've got to file a complaint about this fly-drive-vacation."
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"O'Neill, please explain to me the relevance of wings to the sound of a church bell."
"Well T, it's 'plane' simple: it's the sound you get when you clock someone with this."
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(psst -- check YM!)
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I just seem to be propelled into making worse and worse puns by this particular posting.
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It's what you do.
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off topic: i never understood the need for the wingdings type set.
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