Maybe we need a time-sharing arrangement. I bet he's not doing too much this week, assuming the world has been saved and hasn't unsaved itself again yet.
"So there's really bad traffic on Fourth, and wouldn't you know it, when I tried to avoid it by cutting over on Pine Canyon Blvd, over to Mariposa, I get stuck behind an accident when some idiot runs a red light. So I got there in 31 minutes. A whole damn minute over the deadline, and when I get there, the blinds are all drawn, and no one comes to the door when I ring the bell, but the door's unlocked. So I stick my head around the door and say 'Hello? Anybody there?' and the next thing you know, there's this scary military guy with a pistol to my head. Most folks are kinda happy they're getting the pizza free, even if they have to reheat it a bit, but not this dude! And he wasn't even the scariest part. There was this enormous black dude, and a fella who relieved me of the pizza with the coldest blue eyes ever behind these wire rimmed glasses, and this lady who put me in a hold before I ever knew she was there! Damn near broke both my elbows! Tips or no tips, I'm thinkin' that the stock boy position I had at Target was really the way to go."
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RAWR!
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After all those years in Seattle, I thought I'd heard every lutefisk joke out there . . . !!!
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