LOLTriviaGame

[lolmac]

Can he think about dis?
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Episode:   Unnatural Selection, Season 6           Screen Capture from:  sj_everyday

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[lothithil.livejournal.com]

If you can't dazzle them with Sam's brilliance, Jack will baffle them with bullshit.

And if that doesn't work, they're both armed! :D

[jackwabbit.livejournal.com]

Exactly! :)

[jackwabbit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because Jack can do the pop culture and Sam can do the hard facts!

Whee!

[lolmac]

I want them both on my team.

[jackwabbit.livejournal.com]

You and me both!

A Dream Team

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Alex: One of the seven princes of Hell, this Canaanite demon's name means "lord". Jack?

Jack: Who was...

Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. Time's up. Who was Ba'al? Ba'al is the name of the Canaanite demon. Major Carter, I believe you had the last correct question, not Mr. Camulus, so the next question is up to you.

Sam: Alex, we'll take Things That Blow Up Spectacularly for $1000, please.

Alex: And that's today's daily double. How much are you going to wager on the category of Things That Blow Up Spectacularly?

Sam: I'll wager a zillion, Alex.

Jack: [whispering] Sam! Are you sur-- No. Of course you are. Never mind.

Alex: If you are done conferring with you team mate...

Jack: [eyeroll of great sarcasm]

Alex: Here's today's daily double for a zillion dollars, which I'm sure Mr. Anubis is good for if you give me the correct question. This daily double, it says here, is based on a fictional event, and remember you must state your answer in the form of a question.

Daniel: [groans]

Yu: [smiles enigmatically]

Anubis: [swirls darkly and menacingly beneath his hood]

Sam: I'll try, Alex, but I don't have a great deal of time to be reading fiction between my military duties and my scientific research.

Alex: Okay, here is the answer, for a zillion dollars. In the climactic scene of the film Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Hope, Luke Skywalker wins a great victory for the Rebellion by destroying this.

Sam: [with a relieved smile] What was the Death Star, Alex?

Alex That is the correct question for a zillion dolla---[fade to the sensation of shaking]

Jack: T-man! You're not only dreaming, you're dreaming loudly! The rest of us are trying to catch some zzzz's here!

Teal'c: I was not.

Daniel: Ummm... yes, you were Teal'c. I could hear you over here.

Sam: [from outside the tent, compassionately] I heard too, Teal'c.

Teal'c: I was in fact dreaming. I was not aware that I was "loud". For that I apologize. This experience of mixing the events of the day in odd and fantastical scenes at night is most disturbing.

Daniel: It's called dreaming, Teal'c. We all do it, although we don't always remember the dreams.

[silence]

Jack: So... Was that Jeopardy you were dreaming about?

Teal'c: It was. I was watching in my quarters before we left.

Jack: You'd be better off with The Simpsons. Better dreams.

Daniel: [shudders]

Teal'c: You may be correct, O'Neill.

[a snort of amusement from outside the tent]

Re: A Dream Team

[lolmac]

I definitely concede that the Death Star blew up most spectacularly.

Re: A Dream Team

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

[imitating Peter DeLouise in 100] BIGger!!!

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

I must say, considering they are ahead by a zillion points, Sam still looks plenty concerned!

[lolmac]

Possibly, as a mathematician, she's doubtful of the actual value of a zillion.

[macsme.livejournal.com]

'Let me do the math, Sir. The actual value of the zillion, if multiplied by factor Z-'
'Carter! My head!!'

[lolmac]

Ha! Poor Jack!