'I'm sorry, Sir. I had no idea it was you. I was just telling major Carter here about the color of this phone, and-' ...... 'It's blue, Sir.' ....... 'I know, Sir. That's why I hadn't expected a call from you, Mr. President. Usually, yours is the red phone.' ... 'I quite agree, Mr. President. Blue is nice, for a change.' ... 'Mine? Peridot, actually.' ....? 'Well, it's.. It's kinda hard to describe. Greenish beige, I would say.' 'Sir? Sir!' 'Would you excuse me for a second, Mr. President? What is it, Carter? 'There's someone on the red phone. It's the President.' 'Oh, come off it, Carter. We have but one President, and he is talking to me right now. On the blue phone.' 'I don't think so, Sir.' 'Mr. President, it seems that we have a situation here. Someone on the red phone says he is you. Yes, the red phone. Mr. President? Sir? What's so funny? And what's with your voice? Hm. He hung up.' 'Sir, you better take this call.' 'All right.' Into the red phone: 'Whát?' .....!! ..............!!! 'Colonel? Are you all right?' 'Oh, I'm fine, Carter. I just don't think Daniel will be, when I get my hands on him...'
What?? ... Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. President. Carter just confused me with her technobabble... something about a red or blueshift and... doppelgängers??? I think it would be a smart move to check those mimic devices, Sir. ... Oh, yes Sir, I did get a phone with a blue tooth... well, it has a blue mouthpiece, and I'm sure next time we've saved the universe, the teeth'll appear to chew me out. ... Yes, Sir, look forward to the hockey game too. Got to go now though - Carter's looking a little blue.
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Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
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'It's blue, Sir.'
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'I know, Sir. That's why I hadn't expected a call from you, Mr. President. Usually, yours is the red phone.'
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'I quite agree, Mr. President. Blue is nice, for a change.'
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'Mine? Peridot, actually.'
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'Well, it's.. It's kinda hard to describe. Greenish beige, I would say.'
'Sir? Sir!'
'Would you excuse me for a second, Mr. President? What is it, Carter?
'There's someone on the red phone. It's the President.'
'Oh, come off it, Carter. We have but one President, and he is talking to me right now. On the blue phone.'
'I don't think so, Sir.'
'Mr. President, it seems that we have a situation here. Someone on the red phone says he is you. Yes, the red phone. Mr. President? Sir? What's so funny? And what's with your voice? Hm. He hung up.'
'Sir, you better take this call.'
'All right.' Into the red phone: 'Whát?'
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'Colonel? Are you all right?'
'Oh, I'm fine, Carter. I just don't think Daniel will be, when I get my hands on him...'
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Jack O'Neill red phone vs. blue phone crack fic #Stargate
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. President. Carter just confused me with her technobabble... something about a red or blueshift and... doppelgängers??? I think it would be a smart move to check those mimic devices, Sir.
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Oh, yes Sir, I did get a phone with a blue tooth... well, it has a blue mouthpiece, and I'm sure next time we've saved the universe, the teeth'll appear to chew me out.
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Yes, Sir, look forward to the hockey game too. Got to go now though - Carter's looking a little blue.