LOLMachete

[lolmac]

Beware da wrath of Mac!
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Episode:  Black Rhino, Season 5           Screen Capture from:  macsyourman

Comments

[justice-turtle.livejournal.com]

No, no, Mac, you should cut your hair with a scissors. I know it's less iconically MacGyver!weird, but it's much tidier. ;-)

[lolmac]

I'm not sure he cares about 'tidy' right now. Or at any other time, come to that.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

You've brought a knife to a scissors fight, Mac. This is called overkill.

On the other hand, it will easier to make sushi out of your catch when you go fishing.

But anyway, you'll notice that there is indeed a subject that I have conspicuously not mentioned.

Backing slowwwwly away now...

a hairy situation

[lolmac]

So scissors beats paper, but machete beats scissors?

Re: a hairy situation

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Beats me.

[lolmac]

Now, don't beat around the bush.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

I've checked the picture over and over, and I just don't see any bushes. I do see a rather striking guy though.

I understand that comparing his hair to a bush would not be a wise thing to do, and it might result in some rather cutting remarks, or worse, actual cutting, so I'm not going to go down that alley.

If there's going to be reprisals, let's just restrict ourselves to boxing, okay? There seem to be plenty of them right there, and maybe we could start by filling them with all the sharp objects we see, and then closing them up!

[lolmac]

I'd try to reply, but I'm laughing too hard at your icon. It's priceless!!

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It took me forever before I could get the right screen cap to go with what I wanted to say. Ironically, rdanderson.com recently posted more pictures in the Early Life category, and in all the high school pictures, including what appears to be a candid, he has every single hair in place, like the eldest of my brothers, who has naturally well-behaved hair which lies straight naturally. It doesn't look Brylcreamed/greasy-kid-stuffed out of existence, so how did he do that?

[macsme.livejournal.com]

'Aaaand CUT!'
'What did you just say?'
'I said Cut!'
'All right! That's it! I've had it with you guys. I told you, no more jokes.'
'But this is the end of the scene. So we cut. We do it all the time..'
'Oh.. Right. Sorry. I guess I'm getting a little oversensitive.'
'No problem. Listen. How about we do the water scenes right now. So you can cool down a bit. That okay with you?'
'Thanks!'

[lolmac]

And just as he was calming down, the cat coughed up a hairball.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

It's one of those golden rules "Do not argue with the guy holding a machete"

I think it's listed somewhere between "Do unto others, etc." and "Never cook bacon in the nude".

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Wait, really?

[puts clothes back on]

The next thing you know they'll be telling me not to run with scissors. Or a machete.

[lolmac]

You're supposed to cook bacon in the kitchen. Sheesh.