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You know, it may have been when he yelled ‘Jesus Christ!’ really loud when that camel stepped on his foot just as Teal’c was flying in dressed as the angel. That didn’t make a good impression on the ambassador.

He dint even blow ennything up.
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Episode: Moebius, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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He gotsa think hard bout dat.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He was fit to be tied when he found out.

Did he see it coming?
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He thot he wud git sumbuddy to help.
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Episode: Cor-ai, Season 1 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The panel took green-lighting literally.

Everbuddy wuz happy bout it.
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Episode: Avatar, Season 8 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

At least Daniel has stopped asking everyone to Like it on Facebook.

Whuts in dat water ennyways?
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Episode: Fallout, Season 7 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

In some parts of the hemisphere, I hear that summer is ending . . . and so is my hiatus from LOLMac! I was going to start on the first of September, but this one had to go up in August, don't you agree?
Okay, who forgot and left his shirt on?

He fergitted da sunscreen.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Stay tuned tomorrow for more LOLs!

Even though he was pretty sure Pete wasn’t remotely interested in chemical formulae, hockey stats, or a complete inventory of all Mac’s tools and electronics components.

He duznt got enny sekrits.
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Episode: Collision Course, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Since they had such a nice table, it seemed like a good idea.

Gonna need more coffee.
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Episode: Prodigy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Has it been a whole year already? Yes, indeed, it's the magic holiday of holidays here at LOLMac:

lothithil's Birthday!

Time for the fun to begin!
The party’s been a crashing bore so far, so we’re glad he’s here.

R we all gonna be at da party?
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Everyone's ready to celebrate!
I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

I like it even better without the handcuffs, though – wait, did I just say that out loud?

Den he gotsa git away.
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And we do mean EVERYONE.
Who wouldn’t?

Gotsa find da ryte place.

Happy Birthday, Lothi!!
Many troutly returns!!

Episodes: Black Corsage, MacGyver's Women, Window of Opportunity
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Screen captures from:

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They’re skittish, but they breed well with common computer mice.

Kin we haz wun fer a pet?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Your colonel has been shipped. Please wait for delivery.

Where u gonna ship dem?
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Episode: 200, Season 10 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A growing body of evidence indicates it can also be used to RECEIVE calls as well!

Dats jus how da fun beginz.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Derez no accountin fer bad taste.
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Episode: Jack of Spies Screen Capture from: RDA.com

A colonel and a Jaffa warrior walk into a bar . . . following two scientists, who walk under it.

Is gittin harder to crack him up.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Is he getting a holier-than-thou attitude?

Hez havin truble with da furnichur.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When modeled as shown, they cause spontaneous combustion in fangirls’ undergarments. This could be a feature rather than a bug.

U gonna need a cold shower now.
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Movie: Through the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

It’s really only useful for signing off.

Iz mightier dan da sword!
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Movie: Pandora's Clock Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Instead of saying ‘Polly wants a cracker’, it keeps saying ‘The Supreme God Pa’li demands your instant and complete submission’, which ruins the whole effect.

It jus gitted wurse frum dere.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

We heard lotsa loud bangz.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Gonna need sum new gajjits now.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Compelling proof of Goa’uld drag queens!

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Episode: Paradise Lost, Season 6 Screen Capture from: MGM.com

And some guy in a blue box picked it up, and Mac never did know what happened to it after that.

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Episode: Eye of Osiris, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

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Episode: Between Two Fires, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

These gifts will not only unwrap themselves, they’ll go on to unwrap the recipient.

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Episode: The Madonna, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

I've been terribly lax all week . . . so here's a weekend offering for the season!
Even though it was really hard to get anyone else to enter.

Did he win da prize?
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He tried waving his shirt, but she shot it right out of his hand.

Hez not happy bout any of dis.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Always make sure they’re organically grown, pesticide-free, and won’t explode when thrown.

Da cabbije wuz fer da birds.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

He also didn’t remember chess ever using dice, darts, or a jump-rope, but Daniel seemed very certain.

Jack duznt lyke to lose.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Every time they close the windows, all the tchotchkes slide off.

He wuz missin something.
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Episode: Allegiance, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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He still couldn’t believe that little kid with the blanket had won the last three years.

Hez gonna keep tryin.
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Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 6 Image from: RDA.com

And does it really matter, except on the tennis court?

Det say Jack kin tell.
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Episode: Beneath the Surface, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Also, don’t dump it over your left shoulder all over the front of the ambassador. It’s very bad luck.

It haz a flavr.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Duz it gots a boo-kay?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Jack doesn’t mind being hands-on, but it really didn’t work in this case.

Gotsa try sumthin else.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The Elder Gods want to talk to you about the recent attrition rate in this galaxy.

Gotsa watch ur back k?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Hey, look! Can it be? YES! A new LOLMac!!
It doesn’t like to hug and tell.

Dey just bin hangin out togedder.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Another fine demonstration of Detroit detente.

Beats readin all da fine print.
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Episode: The Visitor, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

At least this time he isn’t complaining about it.

He duznt like sittin still.
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Episode: Gunz N Boyz, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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It’s all a matter of interpretation, right?

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Movie: Through the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

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You never know when a teammate of yours might encounter a mime field.

But whuts in da invizubal box?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Can you believe this, Bob? Just look at those pages turn! It’s Daniel the Badass Bookworm at his best, folks! He’s almost through the refutation and coming up on the peroration even as we speak!

Wuz dere lots to read?
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Episode: The Tomb, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Her times for fiction lag because she keeps stopping in mid-chapter to speculate on the underlying science.

She lykes readin da buks.
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Episode: Serpent’s Venom, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Dey gots problums with doze toyz.
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Episode: Unnatural Selection, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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He was hoping they’d learn how easy it was to follow the straight and narrow course.

Dey gonna finish dat wun fast.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Confusingly enough, the new pilot being filmed is Rick.

Dats a much better plane.
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Show: Emerald Point NAS Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Iz much better than da flowers.
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Image from: RDA.com

I’d heard about model cities before, but never actually saw one.

But he gots da colour back.
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Promo shot, Season 3 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

And he’s still using black and white film. What a jerk.

Which way gonna git me away frum him?
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Promo shot, Season 1 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

It’s not really a black and white issue, although it sure seems like one.

U know whut da real dangerz gonna be, doncha?
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Episode: Final Approach, Season 2 Screen Capture from: RDA.com

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