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Sumbuddys gonna git hurted.
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Episode:   Paradise Lost, Season 6           Screen Capture from:  rda_daily

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[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I admit that my offering today is going to be paltry, because the crackfic that has already appeared takes the cake [Look out, Jack might be coming for his cake!], here's what popped into my mind:

Hammond: Colonel, while I appreciate your distaste for Colonel Maybourne's frequent lack of truthfulness, and believe me, I find it irritating too, I also find that six hours of continuous buzzing have given me a headache the size of Texas. I want that buzzer turned off now! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Jack: [proceeding to start whacking Maybourne around the head with the buzzer] Yes, sir!

Hammond: [in tones of restraint and some resignation] Colonel!

Jack: [reluctantly stopping, but only after an especially big whack, and eyeing Maybourne with his steeliest glare] Yes, sir.

Maybourne: [indignantly] General, I insist that this officer be prosecuted for striking a fellow officer!

Hammond: [eyes narrowed, complexion reddening] Colonel!

Maybourne: [looking behind him at a now-seraphically smiling O'Neill, and realizing that it is not O'Neill who is being addressed] Yes, sir. Permission to return to Groom Lake, sir?

Hammond: Granted. [as Maybourne leaves, glancing once again, apprehensively, at the once-more steely-eyed Jack, he sits heavily down into his seat at the head of the briefing table, and adds quietly] With pleasure, Colonel.

Jack: [beaming] The pleasure was all mine, sir.

Hammond: [glares]

Jack: [allllmost succeeds in looking repentant. Alllmost.]

[lolmac]

Aw. Poor Hammond!

[zeilfanaat.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right. Nothing paltry about this! I love it. Can just see Jack's alllmost repentant look. *giggle*