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Better not tell Teal’c.
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Episode:   Affinity, Season 8           Screen Capture from:  sj_everyday

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A computer irritates James T. Kirk:

"Everything I say is a lie. This is not a lie."

Computer conveniently confuses to death.


A computer irritates Jack O'Neill:

"Damnit! Where did you put my report on Planet Pig, you piece of crap?"

"No sir! Don't-....

shoot it with the zat!"


A computer irritates Daniel Jackson:

"I clearly entered the code for the cuneiform typeface, and you keep giving me Roman letters! Will you please explain this? Look! See! Code!"

"Daaaniel. Even I know that talking to the thing won't fix it."

"No, Jack. I hadn't noticed. Perhaps you should solve the problem?"

"Okay. CARTER! Daniel needs help with this thing."


A computer irritates Teal'c:

"This machine is no longer functional. I will need a new one."

[impressed silence]


A computer irritates Sam:

"Carter? What'cha doin'? Problem with your machine?"

"No sir. I just want to increase the processing speed a bit and install a naquida battery, so that it will not need to keep being plugged in to recharge. I'll put it all back inside by the time I'm d-- DON'T TOUCH THAT, SIR!"

"Ohhhhkay. Not touching. See? Hands in pocket. Can I stay?"

[indulgent smile] "I think the Homer yo-yo I got you is in the top drawer of the file cabinet, sir."

"Sweet!"

"But if you are going to Round-the-World or Walk-the-Dog, please face that way."

"Roger that. Facing away."

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But this LOL, for obvious reasons, made me think of how much I had been missing your commentfic. ;-)

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