LOLBadCoffee

[lolmac]

Iz dere ennything else on da menu?
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Episode:   Last Stand, Season 1           Screen Capture from:  rda_daily

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[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

I will never understand how "duzn't drink coffee" is even a thing that exists.

(And yet, I live with one non-coffee drinker. That's just weird. She's gateway drugging on mochas right now. We'll get her yet.)

[lolmac]

Let's see if I can actually reply to comments today! Oh, hurrah, I can!

My partner is a non-coffee drinker, but I love her just as much anyway.

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

Mac: So, Pete, you said you had something for me?

Pete: Oh, Mac. I'm glad you're in. You look tired. Perfect!

Mac: Now why would I look tired, Pete? I just finished five [airquotes] "little, trifling" missions, with only eight attempts to kill me, on three separate continents, and that last one I was dangling half out an airplane before all was said and done! You know I don't like heights, Pete! And you promised me, promised me that I could have two weeks off to fish, and now, two days in you call me back urgently. This had better be good, Pete!

Pete: Yes, yes. I'll make it up to you, Mac. I promise. Now come down with me to the lab. You remember that grant that the Phoenix foundation landed for Willis to work on a coffee gel for use in situations where spillage is a problem? Well he's finally got it. It's a powder, but when you add water, hot or cold, it instantly forms a gel, and he's looking for taste testers.

Mac: Taste testing?!!! You pulled me away from a peaceful lake full of hungry trout to do taste testing?!!! Pete!!!

Pete: [puppy eyes of doom] Please, Mac? I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Mac: [muttering under his breath] Now where have I heard that before? [more loudly] Three weeks off, Pete! [more loudly still] Without interruption.

Pete: Sure, Mac. Whatever you say. Now come on!

Mac: [sotto voce] You can make me try it, but you can't make me like it!

[lolmac]

I wasn't able to reply to comments yesterday. Thank you for this!

[thothmes.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome. It's not like I was sitting here pining for a reply. I'm down visiting my Mom on vacation, and days are busy!

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

One doesn't drink coffee.... one savours it!

[lolmac]

In Mac's case, possibly one saves it . . . for someone else.

Coffee break

[zeilfanaat.livejournal.com]

Once thoroughly chewed, I will spit this coffee to my captor, who'll be knocked down unconscious by the strength of it, then I break free and make a run for it.
Wonder if this is what they mean with 'caffeine rush'...

Re: Coffee break

[lolmac]

Watch out! He's making a coffee break for it!