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Beth (the 'Mac' is silent) ([personal profile] lolmac) wrote2013-06-17 12:00 pm

LOLTimeless


Gotsa watch sum things carefully.
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Episode:  Rules of Engagement, Season 3           Screen Capture from:  Stargate Caps
sid: (Jack gate and sky)

[personal profile] sid 2013-06-17 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You have no idea what time zone you're in anyway, Jack. Take a lesson from Teal'c, and chill!
ext_45525: Gleeful Baby Riding A Bouncy Horse Toy (Teal'c Seal of Approval)

Watch Your Back, Jack, Among Other Things.

[identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com 2013-06-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Jack... watch out! Sundial in?

*********

Daniel: Jaaack? Isn't it about time for our check-in with Hammond?

Jack: [puts hand down to wrist to flip back the Velcro fla--] Oh, crap!

Sam: [eyeroll of suborndinate sarcasm] Again, sir?

Jack: [continues pained expression, eyes closed - see illustration - no other reply]

Teal'c: [fails to see how a warrior of such stature and merit can lose 4 watches in such a short time period, and says nothing. Such behavior should not be encouraged with an "Indeed!"]

Daniel: [plants a long straight stick in to the muddy ground, looks up at Jack] North?

Jack: [points]

Sam: How do you do that, sir?

Jack: [shrugs] Born with it?

Daniel: [having placed 12 pebbles, starting with the direction Jack indicated] So, 2:30 local time.

Jack: Carter?

Sam: [slight edge of irritation] Working on it, sir. Day lengths differ between here and Earth. [another moment of higher math face] Oh seven hundred 13 Cheyenne Mountain Time, sir.

Jack: A five minute walk back to the gate. Give me a heads-up in 12, Carter.

Sam: [death glare of wtf-ery] Ye-

Jack: On second thought, no harm done if I check in a few minutes early, right? I'll just be going now. Coming Carter?

Sam: [cheerfully] Yes, sir!

Jack: Watch the archeologeek, T!

Daniel: JAAAACK! [waits until they are around the bend in the forest path, pulls up sleeve, checks watch] 7:26 a.m. They better hurry. Do you have it?

Teal'c: Indeed. [fishes in his pocket, removes a watch, hands it to Daniel]

Daniel: Bottom of his sleeping bag this time?

Teal'c: That will be satisfactory.

Daniel: [starts to undo Jack's bedroll] You'll have to do it up again. I can't get it as compact and neat as you and Jack can.

Teal'c: [head nod of noblesse oblige]

Re: Watch Your Back, Jack, Among Other Things.

[identity profile] katxander.livejournal.com 2013-06-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
LOVE this! Thank you for the smile!
ext_45525: Gleeful Baby Riding A Bouncy Horse Toy (Aww Shucks!)

Re: Watch Your Back, Jack, Among Other Things.

[identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com 2013-06-18 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You are very welcome.
sid: (Daniel thumbs up)

Re: Watch Your Back, Jack, Among Other Things.

[personal profile] sid 2013-06-18 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee hee!
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (LOL)

Re: Watch Your Back, Jack, Among Other Things.

[identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com 2013-06-24 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
another moment of higher math face

DED

[identity profile] katxander.livejournal.com 2013-06-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Jack. Always timeless...

[identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com 2013-06-18 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Time is always getting away from him... :D