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Episode:   Meridian, Season 5           Screen Capture from: rda_daily

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Re: Oh My Sainted... Colonel?

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"Don't touch that!"

"This?"

"Were you touching anything else?"

"No."

"Well then..."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why is the sky blue."

"What?"

[deep sigh] "What do you think Daniel?"

"That you're annoying!"

"Daniel!"

"Jack?"

"Why can't I touch that? It's a wooden doll."

"Because it's at least five thousand years old. And it's not a doll. It's a fertility fetish."

"It's a doll!"

"Cult object."

"It's got bead hair, and arms. A little low on legs..."

"And an outsized well cross-hatched pudendal area."

"What's a... that"

"A woman's private parts."

[drops item]

"Jaaaaack!!! Careful!"

[Jack is bent over staring at the area in question]

"Daniel?"

"Yes?"

"You know women aren't checkered like that, don't you?"

"Of course."

"Did they?"

"I assume so. Wait! Look at this!"

"Boring! It's a bunch of letters. Unreadable squiggly ones."

"I can read them."

"Well I can't"

"Well I can. Don't move!"

"Why?"

"The light is helping."

"Bent double, here, Daniel."

"Just a sec. Let me get the magnifying glass..."

[picks up another object from Daniel's desk]

"It's endipu not indipu. That changes the whole sense of the paragraph..."

"Did you know the top can be screwed off the bottom on this?"

"So it says 'the pillar of the God,' not the 'stick of the God,'. Perhaps a reference to his manhood..."

"And it's got more squiggles in here. Daniel? DANIEL!"

"What?"

"More squiggles."

"Oh. Good. I'll look at it in a minute. Can you lean over a bit more? No, wait. Sit in that chair, and face that way."

[sits, screws parts of object back together, begins flipping it with one hand...]


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So what do they say in your universe?

Sits back eagerly to await---