Who wouldn't be interested in hockey stats?! Lemme tell you a thing about offensive zone possession time relative to scoring.
(I once went to a cricket game with an American, who said that it was even better than baseball because there were so many stats you could calculate on the fly. Nerds rule.)
It didn't. Wrong recipient. Master Plan can go into play, just...let the poor man have a slurpee or something first. Then we can set him up for a massive shag-fest (and I don't mean hair).
Tangentially, although the offside rule in ice hockey is like the offside rule for dummies, there is absolutely no counting involved in it at all. Where's the fun in that? (There is an exciting exception clause for skating backwards.)
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We'll leave the whole truth serum thing out of it. Someone's idea of a joke. Nevermind then.
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(I once went to a cricket game with an American, who said that it was even better than baseball because there were so many stats you could calculate on the fly. Nerds rule.)
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Forgot he liked orange juice. *Headdesk*
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*nods* Time for new carpet!
http://lolmac.livejournal.com/163486.html
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*CACKLES*
Totally what I meant *fluffs hair*
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