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Beth (the 'Mac' is silent) ([personal profile] lolmac) wrote2014-04-25 12:00 pm

LOLTellit


He duznt got enny sekrits.
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[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2014-04-25 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit, wrong person drank the orange juice. Welp. Back to the drawing board...

[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2014-04-25 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh, shhh - it's nothing. Tell Mac to stick with grape juice next time. No ummm...additives. Yeah. That's it.

We'll leave the whole truth serum thing out of it. Someone's idea of a joke. Nevermind then.

[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2014-04-25 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It didn't. Wrong recipient. Master Plan can go into play, just...let the poor man have a slurpee or something first. Then we can set him up for a massive shag-fest (and I don't mean hair).

Forgot he liked orange juice. *Headdesk*

[identity profile] a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com 2014-04-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about...lookit him inspecting that carpet. Oh yeah.

*CACKLES*

Totally what I meant *fluffs hair*
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[identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com 2014-04-25 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi, my name is A--... my name is--... Aw, heck! My name is Angus, OKAY?!! and I'm powerless over fangurlz!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/ 2014-04-25 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Who wouldn't be interested in hockey stats?! Lemme tell you a thing about offensive zone possession time relative to scoring.

(I once went to a cricket game with an American, who said that it was even better than baseball because there were so many stats you could calculate on the fly. Nerds rule.)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/ 2014-04-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Tangentially, although the offside rule in ice hockey is like the offside rule for dummies, there is absolutely no counting involved in it at all. Where's the fun in that? (There is an exciting exception clause for skating backwards.)
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[personal profile] sid 2014-04-25 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He also had this weird urge to go and climb a mountain.