LOLKirk

[lolmac]

Hiz memory haz improved. 

Episode:   Unnatural Selection, Season 6           Screen Capture from: rda_daily

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[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, baby! Time to shoot the scene with the daring colonel and the crazy cat-lady from outer space sex scene!

"I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille... I mean, Mr. DeLuise."

[lolmac]

*checks script* I don't remember that scene . . . would those be the goldenrod pages?

[lemonpiefirefly.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah...it's in my copy, too. Hell-ooo.
The crazy cat lady gets a feline virus and so she's very infectious, and only the Space Vet can subdue the two of them, and she fixes the crazy cat lady so that she' okay, but then the Col is infected, so he attacks the Space Vet, but then when he's back to himself because the Space doc has Fixed It All, he's so grateful they do it for realz.

But then TPTB kill the Space doc 'cause they have it out for Docs. (THAT'S how you KNOW iz a real storyline!!!)

What, didn't you get those pages, too??!?!!
TRAVESTY!

[lolmac]

Oh, wait a minute . . . I just found the avocado pages, with the rewrite of that scene . . . let's see, the Space Vet and the Colonel both catch the Space-Feline virus from the Crazy Cat Lady, and the only way to treat the fever is for them to tear each other's clothes off. Then they're all too cold and they have to jump into bed. And there's only one bed, but that's all right, it's cable.

Damn. I'm missing the last two pages. I think it was rewritten again, after the Space Vets' Guild objected to having yet another hot babe killed off -- do you have the tangerine pages?

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Why do crazee-spacebabes always have some weird kind of virus? Why can't it be that the lusty Col. is the one with the disease? Like the one he has that infects all women with a flaming desire to lick his eyebrow scar?

*shuffles through the tangerine pages and produces a pencil* Mebbe I'll just add a scene or two myself...

[lolmac]

Oh,. dang, you're right . . . *consults mango pages* Here it is. The Colonel has the virus, and the Crazy Cat Lady and the Space Vet both get infected. The rest of the scene proceeds along the lines of the previous version.

[lolmac]

But I'm still missing the end of the scene . . . I think that would be the paprika pages . . . it gets pretty spicy.