Anise: I do not understand. I have placed the memory device correctly on his right temple. Memories should be appearing on the screen.
Teal'c: I believe it to be amnesia.
Daniel: Or we could really be seeing what's on Jack's mind.
Sam: Daniel!
Daniel: [looks sheepish, but only slightly]
Sam: Perhaps the input has not yet initialized because the Colonel has not yet actually started focusing on a memory. Sir can you remember what happened on P5X-422?
Hammond: Perhaps a non-numerical name for the planet, or a memorable incident?
Daniel: Jack, that was the planet where the women had the big- Woah!
Anise: It would appear that Colonel O'Neill does not lack the interest that is necessary to lo maschen.
Sam: [gaze firmly on her toes] Well, the machine works. Remember the Nox, sir? Nefreyu?
Teal'c: While I found our time with the Nox instructive, and they are surprisingly powerful warriors for such a peace-loving people, I preferred the previous view.
[Slightly shocked silence. All regard Teal'c. Teal'c looks back impassively. He might or might not be smirking.]
Janet: [addressing Hammond] Sir, we're losing track of the objective here. We need to find out what happened to him back on the planet if I'm going to have a chance at ending this paralysis.
Hammond: You're right, Doctor. Anise?
Anise: Colonel O'Neill, I need you to remember the last trip you took through the stargate. [a view of sky, followed by the line of the top of the stargate from within the circle, and then the ceiling of the gateroom] No, Colonel, the trip before that one.
[Stone steps. A flowery meadow, surrounded by evergreens...]
************* Edited for dropped word. Stupid brain to fingers faulty relay!
I kind of liked the possibility of Teal'c smoking (which is how I originally read 'smirking'), since it raised the question of 'smoking what?' or, possibly, 'is he on fire?'
Well, Teal'c is, of course, smokin', if one's taste runs to the very muscular, very developed type! But then there would be no question of whether or not he was.
Or it could be something of this sort:
O'Neill: [calling from several yards ahead] What's the hold-up, T? You know how Daniel gets when he's seen footage of a ruin. If we don't head out soon, he's either gonna toddle off somewhere without us and get into trouble, or he's gonna start pouting. You know that a pouty Daniel makes me cranky!
Teal'c: I shall be but a moment, O'Neill. There is galm'atec weed here.
O'Neill: Gamma-what?
Teal'c: [patiently] Galm'atec, O'Neill.
O'Neill: Well what do you want the... weed for, because it's you know, a WEED?
Teal'c: I will smoke it.
O'Neill: Oh, Doc Fraiser's not gonna like this!
Teal'c: She will not be displeased. You will not tell her.
[Why does he suddenly look bigger?, O'Neill wonders]
O'Neill: Neither will the base smoke detectors.
Teal'c: The smoke of the galm'atec weed, when dried, is colorless and practically odorless.
O'Neill: Is it hallucinogenic? Does it give you a high?
Teal'c: It does not.
O'Neill: Then why--
Teal'c: It provides trace minerals needed for optimal symbiote health.
O'Neill: Oh. Okay, but hustle up, because any minute now-- DAMMIT! [shouting] Daniel? Where are you? You get your nearsighted little wandering butt right back here right now!
*************
Later in the Infirmary
Janet: An Nurse Zelman tells me she found this in your pack, Teal'c. Care to explain?
[Small doctor and large Jaffa eye each other. The Jaffa blinks first.]
Teal'c: It is galm'atec weed. I will smoke it.
Janet: I don't think so, Teal'c. Smoking is bad for you.
Teal'c: It is not. I am Jaffa. It is necessary to maintain the optimum health of my symbiote.
Janet: It might not be harmful to you, with your symbiote, but it could be poisonous to everyone else on base.
Teal'c: It is not.
Janet: Let me be the judge of that.
[As she turns to go, the weed in her hand, he grabs her wrist. He looms. There is another staredown.]
Teal'c: When dried and smoked it provides minerals necessary for the optimum health of my symbiote. Only occasional indulgence is required. I would not do this if I thought it was a danger to the rest of you, whatever the personal cost.
[Fraiser sighs.]
Janet: Teal'c, just as it is your job to protect SG-1 and this base, it is my job to protect the health of every person here. Let me have these to test, and if they prove to be harmless, then I'll make sure that General Hammond arranges for a team to go obtain some more back on the planet.
[Teal'c drops her wrist, steps back, and inclines his head.]
Janet: Thank you, Teal'c.
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Edytted becawse aiee kant spelle. Mutch. Oar edytt HTML uhpearrintlee.
Apologies for all the many edits. Apparently I'm error-blind today, or at least error-highly-sight-impaired
Well, Janet Fraiser is like the women in my family. Little, but fierce, and very determined.
I'm glad to have pleased.
In view of the many edits, my icon should read "I got it right (at last)!" but I guess even with the ridiculous number of icons a permanent account is entitled to, I can't have one for everything.
As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have the smallest wisps of wit are bound to be the blabbiest of bores. (Kinsey springs implacably to mind.) Accordingly, I’ve noticed Jack O’Neill, although he’s bound to ramble now and then, will also frown in silence when he thinks. (Some say the verb should not be ‘when’, but ‘if’, And others point to Daniel, Sam, or Teal’c, Expecting deeper thinking in their domes.)
If Jack can fish for years in empty ponds, What fishing might one fancy in his fron?
Beth! Thothmes! Zeilfanaat! You are all so awesome! I am having such great times here! Beth, what do you call this, crack verse? I just couldn't stop laughing, especially about the 'when' but 'if'.
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While you're at it, would you get that hideous shapeless jacket thing off of him?
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Maybe I blanked out when they explained...
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"I'm sorry, Sir! I can't help it that O'Neill's background is mostly blanked out..."
"Well, answer this then: if his background is so easily wiped out, why is he so hard to get rid of??"
Blank look. "I don't know, Sir."
"Oh fine, get out of here!"
"Yes, Sir." 'Man, Kinsey totally lost it...'
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*adds crackfic tag*
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Teal'c: I believe it to be amnesia.
Daniel: Or we could really be seeing what's on Jack's mind.
Sam: Daniel!
Daniel: [looks sheepish, but only slightly]
Sam: Perhaps the input has not yet initialized because the Colonel has not yet actually started focusing on a memory. Sir can you remember what happened on P5X-422?
Hammond: Perhaps a non-numerical name for the planet, or a memorable incident?
Daniel: Jack, that was the planet where the women had the big- Woah!
Anise: It would appear that Colonel O'Neill does not lack the interest that is necessary to lo maschen.
Sam: [gaze firmly on her toes] Well, the machine works. Remember the Nox, sir? Nefreyu?
Teal'c: While I found our time with the Nox instructive, and they are surprisingly powerful warriors for such a peace-loving people, I preferred the previous view.
[Slightly shocked silence. All regard Teal'c. Teal'c looks back impassively. He might or might not be smirking.]
Janet: [addressing Hammond] Sir, we're losing track of the objective here. We need to find out what happened to him back on the planet if I'm going to have a chance at ending this paralysis.
Hammond: You're right, Doctor. Anise?
Anise: Colonel O'Neill, I need you to remember the last trip you took through the stargate. [a view of sky, followed by the line of the top of the stargate from within the circle, and then the ceiling of the gateroom] No, Colonel, the trip before that one.
[Stone steps. A flowery meadow, surrounded by evergreens...]
*************
Edited for dropped word. Stupid brain to fingers faulty relay!
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Or it could be something of this sort:
O'Neill: [calling from several yards ahead] What's the hold-up, T? You know how Daniel gets when he's seen footage of a ruin. If we don't head out soon, he's either gonna toddle off somewhere without us and get into trouble, or he's gonna start pouting. You know that a pouty Daniel makes me cranky!
Teal'c: I shall be but a moment, O'Neill. There is galm'atec weed here.
O'Neill: Gamma-what?
Teal'c: [patiently] Galm'atec, O'Neill.
O'Neill: Well what do you want the... weed for, because it's you know, a WEED?
Teal'c: I will smoke it.
O'Neill: Oh, Doc Fraiser's not gonna like this!
Teal'c: She will not be displeased. You will not tell her.
[Why does he suddenly look bigger?, O'Neill wonders]
O'Neill: Neither will the base smoke detectors.
Teal'c: The smoke of the galm'atec weed, when dried, is colorless and practically odorless.
O'Neill: Is it hallucinogenic? Does it give you a high?
Teal'c: It does not.
O'Neill: Then why--
Teal'c: It provides trace minerals needed for optimal symbiote health.
O'Neill: Oh. Okay, but hustle up, because any minute now-- DAMMIT! [shouting] Daniel? Where are you? You get your nearsighted little wandering butt right back here right now!
*************
Later in the Infirmary
Janet: An Nurse Zelman tells me she found this in your pack, Teal'c. Care to explain?
[Small doctor and large Jaffa eye each other. The Jaffa blinks first.]
Teal'c: It is galm'atec weed. I will smoke it.
Janet: I don't think so, Teal'c. Smoking is bad for you.
Teal'c: It is not. I am Jaffa. It is necessary to maintain the optimum health of my symbiote.
Janet: It might not be harmful to you, with your symbiote, but it could be poisonous to everyone else on base.
Teal'c: It is not.
Janet: Let me be the judge of that.
[As she turns to go, the weed in her hand, he grabs her wrist. He looms. There is another staredown.]
Teal'c: When dried and smoked it provides minerals necessary for the optimum health of my symbiote. Only occasional indulgence is required. I would not do this if I thought it was a danger to the rest of you, whatever the personal cost.
[Fraiser sighs.]
Janet: Teal'c, just as it is your job to protect SG-1 and this base, it is my job to protect the health of every person here. Let me have these to test, and if they prove to be harmless, then I'll make sure that General Hammond arranges for a team to go obtain some more back on the planet.
[Teal'c drops her wrist, steps back, and inclines his head.]
Janet: Thank you, Teal'c.
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Edytted becawse aiee kant spelle. Mutch. Oar edytt HTML uhpearrintlee.
Apologies for all the many edits. Apparently I'm error-blind today, or at least error-highly-sight-impaired
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My favourite moment might just possibly be 'The Jaffa blinks first.' But it has much competition.
Re: squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm glad to have pleased.
In view of the many edits, my icon should read "I got it right (at last)!" but I guess even with the ridiculous number of icons a permanent account is entitled to, I can't have one for everything.
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so they that have the smallest wisps of wit
are bound to be the blabbiest of bores.
(Kinsey springs implacably to mind.)
Accordingly, I’ve noticed Jack O’Neill,
although he’s bound to ramble now and then,
will also frown in silence when he thinks.
(Some say the verb should not be ‘when’, but ‘if’,
And others point to Daniel, Sam, or Teal’c,
Expecting deeper thinking in their domes.)
If Jack can fish for years in empty ponds,
What fishing might one fancy in his fron?
(sorry about the multiple edits, argh)
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Beth! Thothmes! Zeilfanaat! You are all so awesome! I am having such great times here!
Beth, what do you call this, crack verse? I just couldn't stop laughing, especially about the 'when' but 'if'.
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