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Iz it cheatin to throw invizibul baseballz?
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Iz it cheatin to throw invizibul baseballz?
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A ballsy move
Heavily Borrowed... OKAY STOLEN!... from Monty Python
Daniel: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Ba'al! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Siler carries with him! Siler! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
SG-3: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Jack: How does it, um-- how does it work?
Teal'c: I know not, O'Neill. I served Apophis, not Ba'al
Jack: Well, Daniel, consult the Book of Armaments!
Daniel: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Jack: Daniel! Oncoming doom here! Bottom line it for me!
Daniel: And Athena raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Sam: The Colonel's right! Skip a bit, Daniel.
Daniel: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Ba'al towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Jack: You're kidding! That's IT?!!!
SG-3: Amen.
Jack: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
Sam: Three, sir!
Jack: Three! [chucks grenade]
[Asgard sing]
[*boom*]
.........
Jack: Holy Crap!
Sam: I wish I could have had more time to study the power source on that one.
Daniel: Well that was a mite excessive!
Teal'c: Indeed.
SG-3 & Siler: Amen.
Jack: So... Threw the Ba'al thing. Still got the baseball. Anyone for a quick few innings before we stroll on back through the... orifice?
Daniel: Orifice?
Sam: You mean the gate, sir?
Jack: Yeah, that.
Asgard: We would indeed enjoy watching a game of baseball. Dr. Jackson, can you enumerate the rules?
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