LOLSpeedReading

[lolmac]

She lykes readin da buks.
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Episode:   Serpent’s Venom, Season 4           Screen Capture from:  sj_everyday

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But what's the use of a book without pictures or conversation? (Said Alice.)

[lolmac]

Major Carter is clearly in no mood for conversation. (Said Teal'c.)

She makes a great picture, though. (Thought Jack.)

[macsme.livejournal.com]

'Carter..'
'Mmm'
'Carter.'
'Mmmm.'
'Major!'
'Sorry Sir!'
'Just don't turn the pages so fast. Makes me dizzy.'
'Actually, Sir, it's what one does with page turners. One --'
'Turns pages. I get that. But does it have to be so fast?'
'Well, you see. It's a fascinating story. Just half an hour ago I read about these hobbits leaving their home town.. and right now Frodo has saved the world by taking back the ring from the Gollem, and--'
'My goodness, Sam! You read as fast as I talk.'
'Don't be a smart ass, Daniel. If Carter wants to read a short story before we have to go back to the Stargate on this godforsaking planet, we will let her. If it makes her happy.'
'Jack! It's not a short story, it's a three volume book she finished within the hour.'
'Did she now.'
'I think you just broke your own speed reading record, Sam.'
'Thanks, Daniel.'
'What we want, Daniel, is major Carter finally figuring out how to speed d i a l us out of here en back to Earth. That's what we want. Don't we, Major?'
'Yes, Sir'.
'And Carter, next time you want to do some fast reading, not on my watch.'
'Okay, Sir.'

[lolmac]

*whoops*

She definitely seems to be reading on his watch in this case. ;)