LOLStaffing

[lolmac]

He thot he wud git sumbuddy to help.
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Episode:  Cor-ai, Season 1           Screen Capture from:  Stargate Caps

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[lothithil.livejournal.com]

poor Jack! Always getting the short end of the stick!

[lolmac]

You have to admire his stick-to-it attitude, though.

[zeilfanaat.livejournal.com]

"Sir, I know we are short-staffed, but I figured we'd get at least a staff officer to help save Earth..." Jack said. Not that he minded the staff weapon itself; but he'd rather have extra hands on deck to hold the weapons. And of course they were still training the SG teams to handle the staff weapons properly. More P-90s would have come in handier.

"Sorry, Colonel, I did bring up the issue with the higher ups, but the... mix-up... has been blamed on the - unfortunately necessary - creative nature of our requisition forms."

Jack rolled his eyes. "Figures. Are those staffers at the Pentagon actually taking notice of what this command is trying to do, or are they all huddling around the coffee machine in the staffroom?"

Teal'c, who had tested the the viability of these manufactured staff weapons, was following the conversation with interest.

"Colonel..." Hammond said warningly, although if he were honest, a similar thought had crossed his mind. "On the bright side, we did get assigned a staff nurse."

"That's something," Jack grumbled, then added with a straight face, "Perhaps she can deal with the infections that come with these things..."

When the General grinned, Teal'c tilted his head. "I do not understand O'Neill. What infections are you referring to?"

"Why, staph infections, of course."

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Ok, so this started with just the 'short-staffed' comment and the creative requisition forms... but then the 'staff nurse' joined in, and, sorry Beth, I couldn't help but tie it to your brilliant mouse-over text. Hope that's ok.

[lolmac]

Hee!! Of course it's okay!!

[sid]

Yeah, this staff doesn't comfort him; he prefers a rod and reel.

[lolmac]

Reely?

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Nice stick action, Colonel...

[lolmac]

He's a real stickler.