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[lolmac]

Did u bring ennythin else to eat?
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Episode:  Birthright, Season 7           Screen Capture from:  Stargate Caps

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[sid]

Daniel's scientific curiosity is about to get the better of him! Quick, Jack, make a penis joke!

[lolmac]

Melts in your mouth . . . ?

[sid]

But not in your... oh, wait. Never mind. ;-)

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

When it starts drizzling coffee, someone is going to have to sit on Daniel.

*HUGS*

[lolmac]

That will only help if they keep his mouth facing away from the sky!

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

That's easy - put a translation under his face and make sure he is facing the ground. An umbrella wouldn't hurt, either.

[zeilfanaat.livejournal.com]

"Daniel, I know you were getting fed up with all the MREs tasting like chicken..." Jack started, but then let his expression finish the sentence for him.

"Yeah..." Daniel said slowly, inspecting the little sachet tentatively, "I have to admit, I'll choose the macaroni and cheese MRE over this any day."

Sam hesitantly spoke up. "Ehm, actually, I think this is supposed to be coffee."

Daniel looked at her with a horrified expression, and all but threw the sachet to Teal'c. The Jaffa warrior raised an eyebrow, but obligingly accepted it. "I do not see a problem, DanielJackson. I thought you liked coffee."

"Oh I do. I love coffee! But this. This is definitely not coffee."

Jack rolled his eyes and strode over, and took the sachet from Teal'c. He held it a little further so he could read the text that was written on it more easily. "Huh, well, what do you know. It is coffee. It says here that we won't even need to heat up any water, 'cause the rain on this planet will be sufficiently warm..."

"I'll have to test the rainwater first, sir, but from the MALP readings we got, the rain here certainly is rather warm," Sam agreed.

"Just warm, Carter?"

"Not scalding hot, Sir. We won't get burned. But in this case, the term 'shower' definitely applies."

"Great, first planet that provides a nice shower, and I forgot my shampoo," Jack grumbled, looking at the darkening sky. "Well, Carter, better get your water testing gear out, 'cause looks like we're in for one loooong shower in a few minutes..."

"Will we be trying this coffee, O'Neill?" Teal'c asked.

"No no no no no, it is not coffee! And I'm most certainly not going to drink it!" Daniel protested again, crossing his arms in a slightly defensive move.

"Daniel, what is wrong with you? I know it doesn't look like much, but...well, why would you complain about coffee falling from the skies?" Jack asked in an exasperated tone.

Daniel blinked, then looked at Sam for support. Unfortunately, she was actually curious about his answer too. So he looked back at Jack, and explained, with a rather helpless shrug. "Well, because it's..." He shuddered. "...instant."

As if that was all the explanation necessary. And actually...it was.

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Ok, I really didn't set out for this ... I really only meant to write the first two lines. But then Sam said it was coffee, then Daniel got all defensive... well, you know how it goes.
In the end, I have to agree with Daniel...I love coffee, but I'm not that keen on instant coffee. ;)