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Beth (the 'Mac' is silent) ([personal profile] lolmac) wrote2009-07-13 12:00 pm
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LOLPaperwork II

‘Insurance’ is not one of Daniel’s languages.
Dis iz next

Episode:   Entity, Season 4         Screen Capture from: [livejournal.com profile] sg_one_a_days

[identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com 2009-07-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*howls with laughter*

[identity profile] alternatealto.livejournal.com 2009-07-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's that list of limitations and exclusions you want to watch out for.

For instance, I doubt that work-related injuries are actually covered if incurred off-planet (Section 52, Paragraph 12, sub-paragraph 17). On the other hand, non-work-related injuries incurred off-planet may be covered if the special travel rider has been purchased, Gating having been determined to be a valid form of government transport. (See: Transit to and From Work, Section 5, Paragraph 4, sub-paragraph 6).

There, that should clear it all up for you!

[identity profile] alternatealto.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, duh. Non-Terran employees are obviously only covered if they have Green Cards and are in the proper contractural work status.

The saving-the-planet rider would have to be arranged for separately, probably through Lloyds of London, since they seem to specialize in that sort of high-risk underwriting. Alas, I don't think that even they would be willing to deal with the alternate-timestream thing; too easy to have one's contracts altered via time travel chicanery . . .

[identity profile] meneleth.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, that looks like me these days - trying vainly to understand college financial aid paperwork.

[identity profile] meneleth.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If only I thought I could understand her explanations!