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They’re skittish, but they breed well with common computer mice.

Kin we haz wun fer a pet?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s a lot harder to bang the rocks together when they keep rolling away.

Ur late! Lets git started!
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When duz da concert start?
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Episode: Children of the Gods, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

I kinda like the part where Hamlet is grooming Ophelia and offers her a leaf to chew on.

Da actors better git da cues.
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He’s supposed to present us with a series of short subjects.

Mebbe Tealc wuznt tellin everthing.
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Episode: Memento, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Your colonel has been shipped. Please wait for delivery.

Where u gonna ship dem?
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Episode: 200, Season 10 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A growing body of evidence indicates it can also be used to RECEIVE calls as well!

Dats jus how da fun beginz.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Derez no accountin fer bad taste.
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Episode: Jack of Spies Screen Capture from: RDA.com

The pararelativistic time compression effect is produced when tachyons get a good look at that shirt, scream in horror, and run the other way.

U want sum other colour?
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Episode: Window of Opportunity, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A colonel and a Jaffa warrior walk into a bar . . . following two scientists, who walk under it.

Is gittin harder to crack him up.
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Episode: Evolution, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Yes, that’s the turn that takes you into the cage full of wild tigers. What’s your point, Felgar?

Now dey iz losted.
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Episode: The Other Guys, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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He can be deadly when he shoots his mouth off.

Dats a loadid message.
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Episode: Stargate Atlantis: The Return, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He bought ten thousand bucks’ worth of online banana porn. Try explaining THAT to Visa.

Whuts he gonna buy with dat?
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Yeah, there’s nothing else on the table, but it’s a start.

Hez thankful iz not tea.
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Episode: Double Jeopardy, Season 4 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Not only is this screencap the result of the work of the wonderful

idlewild_, but she also gave me the idea for the caption. \o/
Mac didn’t expect the Sweet Little Old Lady Inquisition!

He dint wanna be dere.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

idlewild_

Is he getting a holier-than-thou attitude?

Hez havin truble with da furnichur.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

When modeled as shown, they cause spontaneous combustion in fangirls’ undergarments. This could be a feature rather than a bug.

U gonna need a cold shower now.
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Movie: Through the Eyes of a Killer Screen Capture from:

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It’s really only useful for signing off.

Iz mightier dan da sword!
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Movie: Pandora's Clock Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Allows you to listen to higher levels of celestial harmony.

U gots psykik paper too?
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Episode: Lesson In Evil, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Instead of saying ‘Polly wants a cracker’, it keeps saying ‘The Supreme God Pa’li demands your instant and complete submission’, which ruins the whole effect.

It jus gitted wurse frum dere.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

We heard lotsa loud bangz.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Quick, before he replaces us all with younger, edgier versions!

Mebbe he wuz filmin a pilot.
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Episode: New Order, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

Gonna need sum new gajjits now.
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Episode: The Wasteland, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

You really don’t want to be around him when he finally blows up.

Hez vry agreeable.
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Episode: Honest Abe, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

U gonna wake him up?
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Episode: Fragile Balance, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

rda_daily

U know whuts gonna follow dis.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Okay . . . so, there was a day last weekend when I posted a screen cap with no caption. That was a Big Whoops, because the post was supposed to be on

rda_daily.

But it got quite a few happy comments (more than most LOLs get, in fact), so I figured it was clearly a sign of something, other than my need for either more sleep or more coffee. I have accordingly added a caption. I'm also making this the first in a set of themed LOLs for this week, and I bet you can guess the theme!
One-way ticket, yeah.

Dat wuz inexcusable.
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Episode: 2001, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Unfortunately, he didn’t realize just how quickly new supplies were being produced.

U just gotsa deal with it.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Unfortunately, the warnings are delivered in a monotone.

Be shur u gits da ryte phone.
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Movie: Pandora’s Clock Screen Capture from:

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Of course, he still has to figure out what to do with them all after that.

Hez gonna try ta git away.
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Um, oops . . . this was posted in the wrong place, sans caption. So I've reposted it with a caption, and you can look at it twice.

You grab his wallet, I’ll rip his clothes off.

Whuts da holdup?
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Episode: Small Victories, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

Whacha lookin at?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

It’s decaf. And sugar-free. And scentless. And tasteless. And colourless and weightless and generally, not there.

Whuts fer breakfast?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Dats nuthin to sneer at.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Can somebody PLEASE turn down that damned sun?

Not da brightest thing to do.
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Episode: Brief Candle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

sj_everyday

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Episode: Friends, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

macgyver_daily

Dose colourz probly gonna clash.
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Episode: Lost City, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Compelling proof of Goa’uld drag queens!

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Episode: Paradise Lost, Season 6 Screen Capture from: MGM.com

Actually, if Mac offers to help with any of the food, just tell him no thanks.

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Episode: The Escape, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

But the Army colonel next door still has his up! His Christmas lights, I mean.

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Episode: Red Sky, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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And some guy in a blue box picked it up, and Mac never did know what happened to it after that.

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Episode: Eye of Osiris, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

One more into the ~~breach~~ breeches . . . Masy Christmerr! Also Swell Solstice, Chappy Chanukah, Kewl Kwanzaa, Satisfying Saturnalia, and a Frolicking Festivus.
A very merry everything to everyone.