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Time to decorate the colonel for the holidays!

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Episode: Meridian, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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We could pile presents under the equipment, I suppose.

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Episode: Redemption, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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My buddy Teal’c’s getting real annoyed about this War on Thanksgiving business.

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Episode: Upgrades, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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I've been terribly lax all week . . . so here's a weekend offering for the season!
Even though it was really hard to get anyone else to enter.

Did he win da prize?
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Sorry about that, Mac. As long as you’re here, just leave yourself under the tree, okay?

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Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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He kin get dere faster.
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Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Since it's the holidays, I'm going to succumb to sloth and stick you with more re-runs. It's all traditional, right?
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Please have your credit card number handy, and a list of all ordinary household objects available in the immediate vicinity.

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Episode: Blind Faith, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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You can’t always get what you want, but you can find what you need, especially in a junkyard.

U know whut i wantid.
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Episode: The Golden Triangle, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Not that it makes a difference. That shirt’s even uglier than mine usually are.

Whut were u eatin?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

lolmac

Hez gittin tired of da leftovers.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He tried waving his shirt, but she shot it right out of his hand.

Hez not happy bout any of dis.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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At mealtimes, Ceiling Cat watches you masticate.

Dat wuz a close shave.
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Film: Ordinary Heroes Screen Capture from:

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Forget the key to my heart, I want the key to this damned tin can!

Hez gonna git out sumhow.
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Episode: Family, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Remember, you can only keep him if you promise to feed him and look after him properly.

Hez gonna git away evenshually.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Haz he bin waiting long?
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Did he miss da cue or da memo?
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Episode: The Challenge, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Always make sure they’re organically grown, pesticide-free, and won’t explode when thrown.

Da cabbije wuz fer da birds.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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How about if I read half of them and we send the other half to some underprivileged country?

Whut if he duznt agree with da rules?
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Episode: Smoke and Mirrors, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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He also didn’t remember chess ever using dice, darts, or a jump-rope, but Daniel seemed very certain.

Jack duznt lyke to lose.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Y u not try Linucks?
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Film: Trail to Doomsday Screen Capture from: RDA.com

Every time they close the windows, all the tchotchkes slide off.

He wuz missin something.
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Episode: Allegiance, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Better keep watchin!
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

A wink’s as good as a nod to a nearsighted bat.

Hez gonna be back soon.
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Episode: It’s Good To Be King, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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He still couldn’t believe that little kid with the blanket had won the last three years.

Hez gonna keep tryin.
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Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose, Season 6 Image from: RDA.com

Mac’s over-the-shoulder trick finger shooting never misses.

He never sawded whut hit him.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Naw, we don’t need a hat today. How about you give us the shirt off your back?

Mebbe he gots hat hair?
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Or maybe falls asleep. It’s hard to tell.

He kin figger u out.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

For once, his hair is not the shaggiest mop in the room.

Sumbuddy gotsa clean up da mess.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Yes, there’s an app for that. There’s ALWAYS an app for that.

Iz dat part of da cell fone service?
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Episode: Full Alert, Season 8 Screen Capture from:

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He gotsa feel hiz way around dis.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

I’m tellin’ you, her wave forms were, like, perfectly curved.

Jack knowz all about dat.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Seriously. You look more like a Provincial Stroller.

Thot u sed size dint matter.
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Episode: Enemies, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Shoulda lookded after it better.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Now I’m gonna frog-march them out of here.

Da lil kidz allus liked dem.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

But hez hawt.
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Episode: The Stringer, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Jack knows his team always has his back.

Wez back in bizness now.
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Episode: Maternal Instinct, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

U want fries with dat?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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And does it really matter, except on the tennis court?

Det say Jack kin tell.
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Episode: Beneath the Surface, Season 4 Screen Capture from:

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Also, don’t dump it over your left shoulder all over the front of the ambassador. It’s very bad luck.

It haz a flavr.
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Episode: Prisoners, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Duz it gots a boo-kay?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Howd dis happen ennyway?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Things just seem to slip between the cracks around here, y’know?

We bin lookin in all da wrong places.
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Episode: Eye of Osiris, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Rick really likes to crack jokes with his fans.

Wez all cracked here.
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Photo by: Richard Dean Anderson

“I see,” said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

Didja hear ennythin?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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No, I will NOT accept your danged ‘Friend’ request! And NO, I will NOT PLAY MAFIA WARS WITH YOU.

Too bad bout da camera.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Jack doesn’t mind being hands-on, but it really didn’t work in this case.

Gotsa try sumthin else.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

The most interesting troubleshooter in the world, right?

He gotsa git away fast.
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Episode: The Wall, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

The Elder Gods want to talk to you about the recent attrition rate in this galaxy.

Gotsa watch ur back k?
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Hey, look! Can it be? YES! A new LOLMac!!
It doesn’t like to hug and tell.

Dey just bin hangin out togedder.
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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