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Sometimes, the sharp words have to be backed up with . . . other sharp things.

Hez always complaining isnt he?
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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Wire u doin dis?
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Hez da salt of da earth.
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Episode: The Changeling, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Suitable for securing invisible papers, picking invisible locks, and defusing invisible bombs.

Mebbe he kin help Jack git out.
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Episode: Renegade, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Mac’s always been good at seeing the point.

Do u see whut i see?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He recently upgraded the computer from Fortran to Fivetran.

U wanna hug instead?
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The conversation keeps drifting off the subject.

We unnerstand.
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Episode: Obsessed, Season 7 Screen Capture from:

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Kareful with da tuching!
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Episode: Collision Course, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

This is being helpful to a fault. Or possibly as a fault.

Better do it urself.
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Movie: Ordinary Heroes Screen Capture from:

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Special thanks to

zeilfanaat for the caption idea!
The funny thing is, he only does one performance in any given place.

Hez gonna git out!
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Episode: The Battle of Tommy Giordano, Season 4 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He’s supposed to present us with a series of short subjects.

Mebbe Tealc wuznt tellin everthing.
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Episode: Memento, Season 6 Screen Capture from: Gateworld

Yes, that’s the turn that takes you into the cage full of wild tigers. What’s your point, Felgar?

Now dey iz losted.
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Episode: The Other Guys, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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We heard lotsa loud bangz.
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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from:

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Whacha lookin at?
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Actually, if Mac offers to help with any of the food, just tell him no thanks.

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Episode: The Escape, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Who says Jack never has any bright ideas?

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Episode: The Fifth Race, Season 2 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

Mac’s over-the-shoulder trick finger shooting never misses.

He never sawded whut hit him.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Or maybe falls asleep. It’s hard to tell.

He kin figger u out.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

He gotsa feel hiz way around dis.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

I’m tellin’ you, her wave forms were, like, perfectly curved.

Jack knowz all about dat.
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Episode: Halloween Knights, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Duz it gots a boo-kay?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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“I see,” said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

Didja hear ennythin?
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Episode: Faith, Hope and Charity, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Jack doesn’t mind being hands-on, but it really didn’t work in this case.

Gotsa try sumthin else.
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Episode: Rules of Engagement, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

And while we’re on the subject, Pictionary and ‘staff meeting Bingo’ are also banned.

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Episode: Threshold, Season 5 Screen Capture from: stargatesg1971

The second, fourth and fifth L’s are all silent.

U kin do da maths urself.
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Episode: Legacy, Season 3 Screen Capture from: Stargate Caps

This doesn’t actually stop any of the fangirls from hyperventilating.

Dis wuz breathtaking.
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Movie: Past the Bleachers Screen Capture from:

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Tastes great, but it’s really hard to keep an eye on how much you’re drinking.

U cant git dat in a bar.
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Episode: A Hundred Days, Season 3 Screen Capture from:

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Gotsa wash it down with sumthin.
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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It's certainly in better taste than his t-shirt.

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Sumthin bout dis smells funny.
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Just last week, he started to do it again, and General Hammond and Sam both hit him.

Deres some things we duznt talk about.
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Episode: Summit, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Deres some things we duznt talk about.
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Episode: Summit, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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This handy object will create invisible flames, but will not actually cause invisible weight loss.

Baby, light mai fyre!
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Baby, light mai fyre!
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Episode: Last Stand, Season 1 Screen Capture from:

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Whoz watchin da watcher?
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Kin Jack hear u?
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

This LOL is also posted here on LJ.

Kin Jack hear u?
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Episode: Black Rhino, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Mebbe da scene is over.
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Crossposts: http://lolmac.livejournal.com/354855.html

Mebbe he gots math problums.
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Episode: Rush to Judgement, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Sorry about the very late post -- I'm on the road and my net access is somewhat variable.

Da weeds iz pernishus.
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Episode: Bitter Harvest, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

He dint want dat at all.
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Episode: Bitter Harvest, Season 5 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Gotsa keep on truckin.
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Episode: Harry’s Will, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Iz time to git rid of da winter stuff.
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Episode: Hellfire, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Iz shiny!
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Episode: Harry’s Will, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Mebbe da windows is crackded.
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Episode: Eye of Osiris, Season 6 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Dey had other plans in da pipeline.
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Episode: Slow Death, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

Did u see dat online?
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Episode: Red Sky, Season 5 Screen Capture from:

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Mebbe iz losted in da sofa.
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Episode: Descent, Season 6 Screen Capture from:

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Mebbe is an invizibal button?
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Episode: The Escape, Season 1 Screen Capture from: macsyourman

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